This is sick...but...my boyfriend had sex with our couch?!


Question: Boyfriend THINKS we has sex, but we didn't....?
We are both in our early 20's and have sex usually daily, Anyway...He came home lastnight drunk and he asked for sex, i said sure if you go to bed afterwords (to sleep it off). We started having sex and after about 3 pumps his dick comes out and goes under me, and he continues pumping...Im waiting for him to put it back in but he never did. He literitly ****** the couch under me for about 20 minutes and came on it. I'm just curious...has this happend to anyone else? Guys? Have you done it? Ladies..has it happend to you? Should i tell him or just let it go?


Answers: Boyfriend THINKS we has sex, but we didn't....?
We are both in our early 20's and have sex usually daily, Anyway...He came home lastnight drunk and he asked for sex, i said sure if you go to bed afterwords (to sleep it off). We started having sex and after about 3 pumps his dick comes out and goes under me, and he continues pumping...Im waiting for him to put it back in but he never did. He literitly ****** the couch under me for about 20 minutes and came on it. I'm just curious...has this happend to anyone else? Guys? Have you done it? Ladies..has it happend to you? Should i tell him or just let it go?

well first off, he was drunk so he probably couldn't tell the difference very well. which is a major factor.
and i've done this too, at least, been out when i thought was in and kept going. mostly because if i'm wearing a condom its quite hard to tell you exactly what is going on, very desensitizing.
but, i'm going to attribute this to his intoxication.
but it does happen. and you should tell him, nicely, cause it hurts but you'll look back and laugh at it eventually, i know i do...
hope this helps...

damn! If my boyfriend got that drunk, I'd be worried. Be careful about alcohol poisoning :-/ Report It

n4tur4lizer's Avatar n4tur4li...
what did you do waiting for him to put it back on you for 20 minutes? LOL... Report It

seanturner30's Avatar seanturn...
hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah... thats funny! Report It


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  • XD ahahahahahhahahahah
    i cant help it its really funny

    of course tell him he'll get a laugh of it too

    lol...

    lmfao.....yeah it has happened before, but 20 min? well in his defense he WAS drunk....but don't bother telling him. It's not gonna accomplish anything

    I know that you are serious, but this was funny. No this has never happened to my fiance before though. How could he hump a couch? I mean there isnt even any sort of lubrication as is a vagina.... wow...

    lmfao.
    me and my friend got a laugh outta that.
    you should ferr sure tell him.
    ha blackmail!

    lol he must have been really drunk, omg that is funny. He really banged the couch hard. Just tell him about it. If it happens again leave him. 2nd chance.

    Ive never done that

    it shiok but it fuuny also

    just let it go you have great sex almost everyday so for one time not being able to satisfy you you are not going to condem him let it go nothing happen there

    what a drunk

    hey,

    u got 1 really skinny bf..................

    ..............if he had fun,

    let it be!!
    marcus

    lol, i would laugh if i found out i did that

    thats funny i would think he would know the differance of u or the couch! Ya i would let him know what he did and not to let him get drunk no more ahha

    ever think the couch is better then you?

    don't you use a dildo??? well is that weired??? no so get a life





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