Masturbating with mayonaise?!
Question: is it ok to masturbate with condiments?
Answers: is it ok to masturbate with condiments?
i masturbate with mustard,no joke
whatever floats your boat, but that is kind of disgusting if you ask me
Sure, lots of condiments go well with Bologna.
if whoever is s**king you off likes ketchup.
but wat the hell? thats a little weird if you ask me....
but i guess its okay, as long as their are no bacteria in the food and you DONT reuse it later for your hot dog or something like that.
Don't um use mayo, use jam instead.
Remember, with um name like Smuckers, it's got to be good.
I'd be careful--there's vinegar in a lot of those things. Might cause a little stinging. But, hey, if you can eat it, it can't be all bad. I'd stay away from horseradish, though.
Gross!
Uh, i guess... I wouldn't use Tabasco if I were you....
That sounds kind of kinky to me. I have never tried that one. I probably will not either. But hey, if that is how you like doing it, that is cool. Have fun with it buddy.
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LOL,you can't be serious.Try baby oil or vaseline instead.
You have a food fetish, don't you...? You dirt dirty boy, you... ;)
WTF seriously....
What ever makes you come eh...
why mayo, just stick to the lotion
ummmm....weird much?
If that makes you happy, sure. Just make sure you dont get any in your urethra and also that you clean it off before you have sexual intercourse (she could get a yeast infection from that)
lmao go ahead its ur penis and mayon....
lol yes it is most will feel good