Why is it hard to tell how big a turd you leave behind?!
Question: Sometimes it feels like a massive one, and when I'm done, I look down and it's just a tiny round one. Other times, I think I barely passed anything, and it winds around the bowl 3 times.
Why is that?
Answers: Sometimes it feels like a massive one, and when I'm done, I look down and it's just a tiny round one. Other times, I think I barely passed anything, and it winds around the bowl 3 times.
Why is that?
you need your fecal sensors adjusted
sucks for you.
your *** hole is tiny. dude
keep it up tiger boy.
this is just nasty
Get yourself a small fish net, tape measure, a portable set of scales and a journal. After taking a dump, scoop the turd up with the fish net. Measure it's circumference and length. Then weight it and put all the measurements in your journal.
I'm sure your family and friends will be very impressed with your research. Oh, and if there is this particular girl you like, share the data in your turd journal with her. She'll think you're hot!