I peed in the shower this morning and it smelled like lasagna?!


Question: Does that mean I'm Italian?


Answers: Does that mean I'm Italian?

Damn man! I think you have a cleft bowel system, causing a mixture of the 2 bodily functions. If you fart, does it smell like Draft Beer? You need to go to the BAR immediately and drink draft beer, like all night long! Then when you pass gas, sniff it and if it smells like Beer, then you do have a Cleft bowel system. If not, then eat Lasagna every night for a valid excuse!

no. it could have been something you ate..and if not see your doctor right away.. it could be fatal

it means you're pregnant with a cat congratulations

If it looked like lasagna sauce then I would go back in your history in make a few calls.Preferably girls that last name ends in a vowel.

STD=Sensational Tasty Dinner.mmmmmmmmmm

thanks for sharing... we were all dying to know what your piss smelled like this morning. i don't know how i could have gotten through my day without this tidbit of information

ewww you peed in the shower

So, how was the lasagna you had for dinner last night?

why dont u taste it, if it tastes like it too then you must be really hungry..

No, that means you are sick. Chop it off before the disease spreads

As long as no noodles came out your pee hole, then you should be fine. Consider it a good thing, its better then smelling like piss I suppose.

ahahahahha

When you pee in the shower the steam sort of speeds up the diffusion process and you smell it, if it smells, a lot more.

Urine should not have a strong smell to it. It should be light yellow in color and not cloudy.

If your urine smells it could be because of any of the following:

? Something you ate--asparagus comes to mind.
? Dehydration: You need more water
? Bacterial Infection: Kidney or bladder infections
? Flu/Recovery: After and during a cold your urine contains a lot of white blood cells and sometimes it's funky smelling.

It's generally nothing to worry about as long as the color was okay. Watch out for cloudy urine, you need to consume more water if that's happening.

Have you been loving on a pan of lasagna lately??

no it means you're pregnant

Yes, the Dr. is right you are pregnant and I'm the daddy! Let's call the baby Sal.

so wait...the shower smelled like lasagna or the pee. are you sure you didn't eat dinner in the shower last night? I would call a veternarian and have him check your septic tank because the local meterologist said something about Olive Garden having good soup, salad, and bread sticks.

You got it paisano

You do know that urine is sterile right?

EDIT: You should install a garbage disposal in the shower drain so you properly prepare further Italian dinners there.





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