How can i get sick for a couple of days??!


Question: i need to be sick for a couple of days. so.... if you know any good ways of being sick for 1 or 2 days than being fine the next.... or something along those lines, please tell me.

rofl..... i know this is stupid.... but seriously...........i need to be sick.


Answers: i need to be sick for a couple of days. so.... if you know any good ways of being sick for 1 or 2 days than being fine the next.... or something along those lines, please tell me.

rofl..... i know this is stupid.... but seriously...........i need to be sick.

there are many easy ways to get sick but may i ask why do you want to be sick?

eat garbage
drink toilet water
drink sewer water
eat raw meat
sleep in the cold with no blanket
eat lots and lots of food (easy at first)
swim in a cold lake
eat old food

put your mouth on the thing where the water comes out of a water fountain

chew gum you found on the sidewalk

use items such as spoons, forks, plates you find at the dump WITHOUT washing them.

eat raw eggs
dont use the restroom for a whole 24 hours.

you may not want to do most of these though...

there are many ways...

EDIT: you can also mix some of these
eat old food + fork and plate from the garbage = 100% chane sick

drink lake water + garbage cup = 100% chance sick

be in the cold + drink sewer water + garbage cup + raw eggs = 999% chance sick

eat lots and lots of food + old food = 100% cance sick

ways without eating

shake your head alot
ride a roller coaster alot of times

it is stupid but, you can fake it with the old thermometer tricks and sweeting trick. Or you can get food poisoning which isn't fun. But whats so important that its worth being sick over?

Eat Expired food : Like outdated butter ECT.......

ummmm, i'd like to know why. anyway, make your self throw up.. it's not healthy but it'll work. If you go to school you have to wait 24 hours.

soo....

-Force Throw Up
-Diaharea*

If you have a tramp, do a TON of flips so you get a major headache and get sick like no other.... I was out of school for 4days the first time I got mine.. hehe, oops. You could also "hit" your head on the tramp and say ur not feeling good.

Google more ideas.

Sleep in front of a fan with no shirt on

headache.
cannot be proven.

take a few paracetamol here and there, nothing else though, because paracetamol are generally totally harmless, and you should be fine.

xx





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