Can I stop coffee making me wee?!
Question: I have a very tiring job and need it every morning, but mid morning I am always called away to 'fricassee the weasel', as it were. Is there any method of preventing this unfortunate corporal discomfiture?
Answers: I have a very tiring job and need it every morning, but mid morning I am always called away to 'fricassee the weasel', as it were. Is there any method of preventing this unfortunate corporal discomfiture?
Yes drink tea instead is that right you are a deckchair attendant on a nuclear submarine
yeah, stop drinking coffee
coffee is a diuretic, ergo it makes you pee
Yes...just chew on the powder.
No - it's a natural dieuretic
Don't know if there is an alternative.
Seems just about everything affects the internal plumbing and other important (personal) organs.
coffee is starting to do my kidneys in. And i'm allway running to the bog. Switched to tea now.
croos your legs, real tight.
You are supposed to wee anyway, and if you dont need to go til mid morning, isnt that normal? Heavens to betsy, even I get to go to the loo sometimes at work. lol
No because the caffeine in the coffee is also a diuretic
Not unless you drink decaffeinated coffee. Any real coffee drinker would know this.
Caffeine is a stimulant, and as such, it kicks the kidneys into gear to remove water (diuretic). Also, as you probably know, if you drink more than a cup or two, it kicks your colon in gear to evacuate your bowels (colon) with a "number 2". (DUMP)
We really don't care about what you fricasee. It's called urination so it's better if you just use the correct terminology. Or at least something more correct, like:
"drain the main vein"
"bleed the lizard"
"take a leak"
"go piss"
"water the roses"
"hose down the porcelain"
and as one of my uncles used to say "go see a man about a horse..."
but like I said, a TRUE coffee drinker would know this, and would find it a massive RELIEF and a refreshing thing, and not a 'corporal discomfiture'. The word is 'corporeal'. Peeing is certainly not unfortunate. Well it might be if you pee the bed, but I digress....
Poser! LoL...
Try "5 hour energy drink"
You can buy it at almost ANY convience store and its only about the size of a shot glass, so your not going to have to pee every 10 minutes.
Don't drink coffee. Instead, get more sleep. Drinking less coffee will help with that, too.
Coffee is a diuretic as well as a stimulant. Replace it with herbal tea or water and things will improve.