My husband has been under the weather lately..?!


Question: My husband has been under the weather lately!.!.!?
!.!.and Dr Puddlewick has asked for a stool sample!. We are too posh to sit on such an item and only sit on leather Chesterfields! I fail to see what a swatch from my husband's armchair will tell him about Lord Mc Fud's health!. Should I go to a drinking establishment where such seating arrangments are to be found!?Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
If you were truly "posh", you would not use that word!.

I think the doctor wants some excrement, but he is too polite to ask directly!. Doctors often use excrement in remedies!. They mix it in with herbs and roots and other secret things, and chant and dance special dances until the medicine is ready!. This is what the doctor wants to do!. It is very important that the sample of excrement comes from the person the medicine is for, or it will make him very, very ill!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Perhaps you could send him a picture of your craps table!.!.!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

How the Mcfud am I supposed to know!Www@Answer-Health@Com

your so lucky, my wife is often under the doctorWww@Answer-Health@Com





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