How can i hide morning wood?!
Question: How can i hide morning wood!?
because i sleep on my back, its the only way i can sleep, my mum comes in to wake me up and its just there once she asked me what was i hiding and then realized what it was, or how can i make it go away, its embarrassing please helpWww@Answer-Health@Com
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dude i kno exactly how u feel!. i cant lock my door an its my mom or dad that wake me up but with mom i been so more embarassed!. and i wake up every every mronin with wood!. i kno how i sleep all the covers are off me an its always showin!. ive tried everything!. i kno she sees it all the time!. i guess maybe i got used to it but i still feel embarassed!. it dont matter even if i jack off before i sleep its still totaly hard in the morning!. so i just try to keep extra blankets around but realy it dont work!. im glad its not my sis or bro tho!. id realy be embarassedWww@Answer-Health@Com
Hmmm!.!.!. you big and ugly enough to wake yourself up!. Sounds to me like you like the turn-on of being woken up with morning wood a bit much!.!.!. or she does!.
She should KNOCK on the door; that'll wake you!.
Or you should be using an alarm!.
And you can just turn onto your side; your tent pole will be less obvious!.
You can tell her thanks for waking me; I gotta take care of business before I get out of bed!. If THAT doesn't move her, nothing will (well, actually getting out of bed nude and erect sure will)!.
Put a lock on your door and use it!. She should respect your privacy!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
She should KNOCK on the door; that'll wake you!.
Or you should be using an alarm!.
And you can just turn onto your side; your tent pole will be less obvious!.
You can tell her thanks for waking me; I gotta take care of business before I get out of bed!. If THAT doesn't move her, nothing will (well, actually getting out of bed nude and erect sure will)!.
Put a lock on your door and use it!. She should respect your privacy!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Well you can strap it to your leg the night before!. LOL maybe you need to masturbate the night before and it might help your penis behave in the morning!. If it doesn't try sleeping on your side!. Or get another pillow and put it over your crotch when you go to sleep!.
Or do all the above!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Or do all the above!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Sleep with a pillow on top or beside you, you mum knows that men get morning wood, it happens to everyone with a penis!. Just get up and go to the bathroom, if she sticks around just say mum please I need some privacyWww@Answer-Health@Com
Beat off before she comes in and tell her you don't want her to come in because you have a hard on in the morning!. I bet she wont come in after that!. If she does just let it hang out until she gets the point!.!.!. no pun intended!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Why don't you get up a hour early before your mum, comes in to your bedroom then you won't have that Embarrassing, when she ask what is wrong!. What do you thinkWww@Answer-Health@Com
what i do is i put a shirt on and stick it out the top of my underware and cover it with my shirt or if im in the mood i have a little time to myself!Www@Answer-Health@Com
Just don't get out of bed!. Or, like the other guy said, and what Michael Jackson says, BEAT IT BEAT BEAT IT NO ONE WANTS TO BE DEFEATED!. lolWww@Answer-Health@Com
wrap that area in a wrap like the wrap u put on a ankle when its spraind semi tight over your dick with a small piece of cardboard under it :)Www@Answer-Health@Com
You should be waxing your morning wood!. Use it or lose it buddy!. Don't worry about mom!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
you get up before you mum comesWww@Answer-Health@Com
just ask to get an alarm clock!. You're mom doesn't HAVE to come wake you up, right!?Www@Answer-Health@Com