If im caught masturbating...what should i say?!


Question: If im caught masturbating!.!.!.what should i say!?
If im caught, what should i say!? What are some good excuses!?Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
Well, are we talking about you sitting on the john, pulling the bishop for all you got and your mom walks in!? Or are we talking about being in a public restroom at (YUK) Walmart and a security guard catches you romping in front of the hand air dry machine!? Or better yet, your sitting in the back row of church and Father Murphy catches you pounding away like tomorrow is the end of the world!.
I think the real issue behind this question is the fact that you secretly want to get caught in the act, heh mate!? That is a whole different ball game, no pun intended!.
If you can successfully answer this question in a convincing manner I would suggest you consider a career as an Esquire!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

you can always say pass the tissue - parents were youg themselves once an know exactly what your doing its only natural try telling them you want a bit more privacy now ur growing up an you would prefer it if they knocked your door an waited for you to tell em when they can come in - prevention is better than cure so just explain how embarrassing it woulkd be if they walked in when you were knocking a round off but if you do get caught just say you had a nervous twitch in your arm an theres no point letting it go to wasteWww@Answer-Health@Com

try something like: im checking if i have testicular cancer!. or soemthing similar to that lol (a symptom is actually blood in seminal fluid i believe)

if its a girl you know thats not related!.!.!.ask her to come help =DWww@Answer-Health@Com

Well, depending on who catches you, you can always say:

Wanna join me!? :-)

But that won't work if it's your parents or a sister!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

At the first place, you should be carefully enough not to be caught!. If it does happen, just say, "sorry" graciously and confidently and move on!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Free abortions!? and you ask a question like this!? ah well my response would be!. Folk I didnt lock the door! But then I shouldn't have to, Dont you know how to knock!? ROBERTO!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

My bro walked in on me one time (didn't see my penis it was under the desk but he knew what I was doing) and I said "DAMN YOU MADE ME LOOSE MY ORGASM" and he laughed and waked away!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

your name is horrible!. wow!. and you probably need all the masterbation u need cause you most likely won't be getting anything real for awhile!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Who ever caught you ask him to arrange girl for you!.!.!. If caught by any female just say!.!.!. "I wanna F**K you!.!.!. Or give me Blow-J*b"!.!.!. I'm serious not kidding!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Tell them that there is such a thing as privacy:knock on my door in the future please!.
That way they cannot respond at all!.
Sky!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

here is the best excuse!.
you were masturbating, and somebody forgot to knock on the door!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

the first time i was caught i chould there like a deer in the headlights holding my dick in hand lol just be like "i'm experimenting" lol that'll workWww@Answer-Health@Com

if that happen be like * almost there almost there go awayWww@Answer-Health@Com

you should calmly tell the person that ur just making sure everything still works properlyWww@Answer-Health@Com

Tell them you were trying to slay the one eyed monsterWww@Answer-Health@Com

Would like to join me and finish the job!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

Tell em you had an itch!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Jock itch!. :)Www@Answer-Health@Com

ur supposed to say "hello knock on the door it says on the door"!Www@Answer-Health@Com

just say "please wait I'm just about to cuuuuuuuuuuuuuum"Www@Answer-Health@Com

I'M WORKIN IT OUT FOR MY DATE TONITEWww@Answer-Health@Com

oops, did you want to join in and finish it off for meWww@Answer-Health@Com





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