Masturbating in the hospital. Please answer, nurses especially?!
Question: Masturbating in the hospital!. Please answer, nurses especially!?
So I was thinking!. Say a guy is bedridden for a really long time, like a couple days to a week in the hospital!. (For me it would probably only take a couple hours)!. Finally, he has to jerk off!. Does a hospital allow you to do that or is it considered a public place!? Also, this question is more to nurses, have you ever encountered something like this that you had to clean up!? Do you blame the guy or do you kinda just shrug it off!? I love nurses i've met in clubs, they couldn't be anymore super cool dealing with everything from **** to piss to vommit, and based on my immature nature, I love hearing those stories!. But I was wondering if there was a line where I nurse just throws her hands up and says ok now your really being an asshole!. So Masturbating in a hospital, is it dealt with with a smile or does a line get drawn at some point!? Hope this question makes sense!. I tried to develop it as best I could!. Let me know if it needs more info!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
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CJ, you are so funny! "a really long time, like a couple days!.!.!.!." LOL Remind me to give you a star for making me literally Laugh Out Loud! It's fine to masturbate in the hospital!.
Just try to do it right after the nurse leaves from fixing your IV or something!. Or do it when it's lights out!. Try your best to clean up after yourself!.
When cleaning the sheets, things a LOT worse than c** can be found! Believe me! Thanks for the laugh! :)Www@Answer-Health@Com
Just try to do it right after the nurse leaves from fixing your IV or something!. Or do it when it's lights out!. Try your best to clean up after yourself!.
When cleaning the sheets, things a LOT worse than c** can be found! Believe me! Thanks for the laugh! :)Www@Answer-Health@Com
Most patients try to do it in privet and clean up after themselves!. I have walked in on both men and women masturbating!. I generally just back out of the room and don't let them know what I saw!. I have walked in on a 15 year old and a 92 year old and every thing in between!. I have been a nurse a long time (32) years!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
this question has come up for me because ive been hospitilized alot!. My opinion :it is so not cool to do it in your room when there is a roomate in there with you!. keep it private because yes hospital rooms are considered a public place!. however if you can find alone time it is ok but do not ask the nurse to clean up your mess that is just rude strip your bed yourself or go in the private bathroom to do your thingWww@Answer-Health@Com
I'm not a nurse!.
I was a patient, though!.
I had septic shock when I was 13, and was in the hospital for a couple of days!.
Anyway, I felt I had to!.!.!. you know!.
So, I shut my hospital room's door, and drew the curtains over the glass panels around the room!.
Luckily, no hospital staff asked why I did that!.
I thought it was so wrong at the time, but looking back!?!.!.!.
It's really not too appropriate!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
I was a patient, though!.
I had septic shock when I was 13, and was in the hospital for a couple of days!.
Anyway, I felt I had to!.!.!. you know!.
So, I shut my hospital room's door, and drew the curtains over the glass panels around the room!.
Luckily, no hospital staff asked why I did that!.
I thought it was so wrong at the time, but looking back!?!.!.!.
It's really not too appropriate!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
I've beat my **** @ the wheel of a moving car!. In a more public setting like that though I usually try to shoot for the cammode!.
As far as being alloud just beat your junk and who cares if they like it most of them make a shitload of money to deal with stuff like that!.
Allot of people do stuff like that but their better natures tell them to bag on others when they get caughtWww@Answer-Health@Com
As far as being alloud just beat your junk and who cares if they like it most of them make a shitload of money to deal with stuff like that!.
Allot of people do stuff like that but their better natures tell them to bag on others when they get caughtWww@Answer-Health@Com
I have worked in a rest home and we had bed ridden people , i do remember this guy asking for the door to be shut never thought anything of it till later when it was bath time!. Didnt bother me but remember the other caregivers talking about it like it was something real gross and then laughing about it!. Didnt bother me, better than vomit i think!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
so in other words u play with urself in a hospital!? ok, well my mom is a nurse and she puts up with alot of crap, i dont think she ever incountered anyone who had been playing with themselves, but maybe she did and jus didnt tell us!.!.!.kinda weird why u would play with ur self in a hospital, whats ur question again!?!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
you'd have to clean yourself up, unless you were totally unable to care for yourself then a nurse wouldnt clean you anyway, they dont stoop that low anymore!.They do meds and charts!. You'd get some kind of nurse's aid or CNA who doesnt speak English from some foreign land who would clean you upWww@Answer-Health@Com
Okay, well, I dont if you have ever been in a hospital hurt,
because, when your there, the LAST thing your thinking about is masterbation!. Trust me, you just want to get better, plus you dont have the energy!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
because, when your there, the LAST thing your thinking about is masterbation!. Trust me, you just want to get better, plus you dont have the energy!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
I asked my friend who is a nurse!. She said that they are taught that if they walk in on someone masturbating, they are supposed to offer them a towel!. I would be too embarrassed, but maybe someone would do it!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
I am sure it happens!. In fact, I know it does!. The nurses must do their jobs and clean up after the mess, but you better believe there will be jokes and snickers regarding the event in the nurse's lounge!. LOLWww@Answer-Health@Com
i would do it in front of a hot nurse and hope she likes it and "helps" meWww@Answer-Health@Com
thats just nasty dude
im sure you will make it a coulpe of days with out doing it!.
you kinda sound obsessedWww@Answer-Health@Com
im sure you will make it a coulpe of days with out doing it!.
you kinda sound obsessedWww@Answer-Health@Com
Well ask ur doctor and get help by a nurse ;) they r there to help dont they!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
that is nasty!.!.!. Just deal with it!.!.!.trust me, it wont kill you if you dont jerk off!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
you 1 of those guys that can't stop masturbaing!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
Honestly Nurses don't get paid enough to have to put up with that kinda thing !.Www@Answer-Health@Com
do it fast and "finish" into a tissue!. Not that difficult!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Ah well to tell the truth, it probably wouldn't be advised and most likely frowned upon!. In nursing homes, it is suggested to help elderly mean do it, (or offer help) if you walk in the room and they are doing it!. Far as hospitials it would probably be annoying, and gett you mocked the whole rest of the time!. But for that matter go ahead, just be able to clean the mess!.
-_-, unless you would like to clean someone else juices, why should you make annnoy one clean yours!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
-_-, unless you would like to clean someone else juices, why should you make annnoy one clean yours!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
As the saying goes, if you got an itch!.!.!.
So long as someone is discrete about it, it won't be a problem!. Nurses deal with EVERYTHING on a daily basis, so this isn't exactly gonna shock them!.
I do recall hearing of one young guy who busted BOTH arms skating, and was in hospital for two weeks, and his friends visited on and off (as did his folks)!. And he asked one of his close friends one day if he could help him down there!. He was so embarrassed having to ask, but wasn't sleeping well at night, and felt he really had to jerk off!. Once his friend got over the shock (and pleading look in the injured guy's eyes), he agreed!. They closed the curtains, and went for it!. The one with broken arms came in no time!.
Btw, they are childhood mates and have seen one another nude lots of times!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
So long as someone is discrete about it, it won't be a problem!. Nurses deal with EVERYTHING on a daily basis, so this isn't exactly gonna shock them!.
I do recall hearing of one young guy who busted BOTH arms skating, and was in hospital for two weeks, and his friends visited on and off (as did his folks)!. And he asked one of his close friends one day if he could help him down there!. He was so embarrassed having to ask, but wasn't sleeping well at night, and felt he really had to jerk off!. Once his friend got over the shock (and pleading look in the injured guy's eyes), he agreed!. They closed the curtains, and went for it!. The one with broken arms came in no time!.
Btw, they are childhood mates and have seen one another nude lots of times!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
haha funny man funny
theres no sayin you cant do it if you dont get caught in the prcess but yeah that would be considered public and can get in trouble if someone catches you in the act
now if you do it and leave the mess well its the nurses job to deal with it and if she finds it cute and funny lucky you you lucky bastard but if she finds it just gross and inapropriate i would really hope this nurse aint the nurse that checks my temperature next time OUCHWww@Answer-Health@Com
theres no sayin you cant do it if you dont get caught in the prcess but yeah that would be considered public and can get in trouble if someone catches you in the act
now if you do it and leave the mess well its the nurses job to deal with it and if she finds it cute and funny lucky you you lucky bastard but if she finds it just gross and inapropriate i would really hope this nurse aint the nurse that checks my temperature next time OUCHWww@Answer-Health@Com
LOL!.Www@Answer-Health@Com