Serious problemo!!!!?!


Question: Serious problemo!!!!!?
ok, my older brother told me i had a small wiener!. so i asked how i could get a bigger one and he said to stuff a bunch of beenie babies down in the spot!. so i did that and ya!. but then i went to the movies with a bunch of my gal pals "still had the beenie babies in" and one fell out!. all the girls lookd / pointed and laughed!. i ran out crying!. how do i redeem myself!. PleASE help/Www@Answer-Health@Com


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You cried!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That is why you have a small wiener!! You are becoming a woman!! ooohh man! That was hilarious!!! High five to that brother of yours!Www@Answer-Health@Com

LOL!.
Sorry!.
Umm!.!. don't do it again!
What it comes down to is!.!. girls don't really care about penis size!.!. infact, most girls don't care to see it! It doesn't attract us, it certainly isn't the most mantle piece in the world!.!. so get over yourself, and don't sweat it! Just be cool and the girls will like you!Www@Answer-Health@Com

Well, you spoiled any chance of a redemption by running out crying!
if you would have kept your wits about you, you could have smiled and said, "I brought you all a present!"!.
Isn't it ironic that you STUFFED your shorts with STUFFED animals, lol!
Tell your brother to kiss your @ss, ask him what makes him such an expert on penis size!Www@Answer-Health@Com

clamp it, pull = get bigger!.

as for redeeming yourself, once your hung like chuck norris from clamping pulling and jelquing, flop it out in front of them, and tell them the beanie bears were there to stop guys from touching your penis (but say sh!t to seem cooler)

AND why was yo bro looking at yo tiny penis for any ways!? kinda incest and creepy, how old are you kids!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

Laugh at yourself and don't make a big deal about the beanie babies -- in fact, you could even say the whole thing was deliberate and your friends had been punk'd!

As for your a!.hole of a brother -- why don't you take some of those beanie babies and put them inside his pillow!? ;-)Www@Answer-Health@Com

Whoopsie!. Budgie smuggler!.!.!.

You shouldn't have listened to your brother!. It's more than likely when he was your age, his penis was small, too!. Next time, try not to fall into any traps!. Otherwise, he'll just keep on baiting you!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Magic 8 Ball sez "next time use a sock!."

Just confess to the women you have a small man pole and it's the size of a 2 year old!. Honesty is the best policy!.

Magic 8 Ball has spoken!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

OMFG THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ!!!!!!

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING MY DAY!.

dude!.!.!.i'm sorry, there is nothing you can do to redeem yourself from that!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

hahahahhaahhahaahaahahahahahahahaahahhah!.!.!. omg thats halarious lol u can't kid just take it like a man and tell them that ur a women hahahhahhahahWww@Answer-Health@Com

lol!.!.!.dont listen to your brotherWww@Answer-Health@Com

um!.!.!.!.!.
Say it was a joke at laugh at your self
It always seems to work!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

don't listen to your brother, he sound kind of cruel!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

grow up first of all!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.silly boy, aren't you ! nevermind !Www@Answer-Health@Com

Why would you do that anyway, be yourself and not what people expect from you!.Www@Answer-Health@Com





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