Funny Penis Stories?!


Question: Funny Penis Stories!?
like whats the weirdest;scariest;funniest thing that ever happened to yur penis hahahaha XPWww@Answer-Health@Com


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i let my friend do a diy peircing on my penis, you can see that it didnt end well!!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com

I was cutting some Jalapeno peppers to make salsa at this gas station/fruit stand I used to work at!. Then I went to the bathroom and touched it!. About five minutes later it started burning!.!.!.!.and it got more and more intense as time passed!. Soon it was on fire!!!!.!.!.So I ran around the store looking for something to ease the burn until Joel(my co-worker) suggested Ora-Gel!.!.!.!.I quickly grabbed some off the medicine aisle and applied it liberally to my penis! After a few minutes the pain subsided and it was all better!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

I have two "Funny" stories !.!.!.!.

1) My buddy had itching on his testicals !.!.!. and "Thinking" he was getting the Jock Itch cream !.!.!. picked up the Ben Gay and spread it on his testicals and penis !.!.!.!. Nedless to say, he was running all over the house , naked as a jay bird , grabbing his package and yelling and crying !.!.!.!.
I gave him a wet towel and he cleaned himself off !.!.!.!. just never thought a bull rider could be so funny !.!.!. yet pitiful at the same time !.!.!.!.!.

2) Back in high school , a friend and I had been talking about oral sex !.!.!. he went home and tried to give himself oral with a vaccume cleaner hose and his penis got stuck somehow !.
His older brother had to cut the hose etc !.!.off VERY carefully and freee him !.!.!.!.!.
The story was all over school the next day !.!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

ok I had a P!.A!. done a few years back and had it gaged to an 8 and my friend wanted to see it so I obliged and dropped trow, the next thing I knew she was dragging me out the door of my house by my piercing and of course I couldn't really do anything about it so I followed and ended up completely naked in the middle of the freeway that runs behind my house, to make matters worse as she was about to leave a cop pulls up and she jumped the k-rail!. Fortunately he took pity on me and even asked if I wanted to press charges on her I didn't, but in retrospect she probably deserved it!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Wasn't my pee pee but his pals that were endangered!. I had this crazy ideal about shaving the nads once (FELLAS: NEVER DO THIS!) and cut through a mole!. By the time the bleeding subsided, it looked like a murder had taken place in the room and I was just shy of calling 911! My boys have since taken the vow of a Nazarite and no razor shall touch them again!

LOLWww@Answer-Health@Com

ive been using this sopa that drys out ur skin to pervent acne and i use it for my whole body and i used it on my penis and it cracked the tip of it and it was realy realy painful and i had to put chap stick on it i guess this story isnt that funny!.!.!. why do u care about penis!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

I say old chap,what jolly well next,What!?I was playing konkers at school one day and a konker flew off my string and hit my old fella,jolly funny,What!?Cheers!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

why is it ok for girls to ask anatomy question but a man would get reported for asking a question like this!.!.!.!.!.!.anyways i don't care i'm just curiousWww@Answer-Health@Com

LOL how bout i put mine in your mouth!? then shove it down your throat!? LOL i can just imagine the look on your face LOL NOW THATS FUNNY!Www@Answer-Health@Com

I cut it off and ate it in a saladWww@Answer-Health@Com





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