If god took away 5 seconds of your life every time you masterbated would you sti!


Question: If god took away 5 seconds of your life every time you masterbated would you still be alive!?
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Dude, I would be so far in the negative numbers, that my grandparents wouldn'ta even been born yet!.!.

And "brian777" needs to put a sock in it!. This ain't no english class!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Think this through, Dude!. What if you masturbated 10,000 times!? That's about once a day for 27 years!. So if God struck 5 seconds from your life, that would be 50,000 seconds, or 833 1/3 minutes, or 13!.9 hours!. That isn't even a day off your life for masturbating 10,000 times!. And I don't think God does that!.

On the other hand, every time you masturbate, you lose 10 minutes out of your life, at least!. So if you masturbate every day for 10 years and take an average of 10 minutes to do it, that's 36,525 minutes you've spent masturbating, or 608 1/3 hours, or 25 1/3 days!. That's right!. The average guy, by the time he is 22 years old, has spent 25 days of his life masturbating!. Was it worth it!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

hmmm lemme see!.!.!.calculating the number of times I've masturbated and roughly comparing it with the charts God used to subtract my overall lifespan , I should be dead right aboutWww@Answer-Health@Com

i would be alive for thousands of years than iv'e never mastrabated why would its sick why dont people try there retarded pickup lines and get girl if they can:)Www@Answer-Health@Com

well, i dont know really know the day/time that im going to die, so i cant really answer that questionWww@Answer-Health@Com

brian777 practice the preaching idiot!.

Spelt is spelled!Www@Answer-Health@Com

yes, but my nymphomaniac girlfriend wouldn'tWww@Answer-Health@Com

Not unless it took 5 seconds!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

I'd be dead several times over!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

barelyWww@Answer-Health@Com

Dead dozens of years ago!.
SkyWww@Answer-Health@Com

no i would be dead by nowWww@Answer-Health@Com

yes, but i only started 6 months agoWww@Answer-Health@Com

yes but i'm due to die in 20-30yrs lolWww@Answer-Health@Com





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