Guys read isnt this funny?!


Question: Guys read isnt this funny!?
A teacher at a TAFE college reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam!.

'Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow!. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'

A smart-**** at the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion!?'

The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering!.

When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I suppose you'd have to write the exam with your other hand!.'Www@Answer-Health@Com


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hahahahaha thats the best one ive heard in agggeeeessssWww@Answer-Health@Com

I heard this like 4 years ago before I understood this and I was sitting down staring at this because it made no sense to me!.


Good times!!Www@Answer-Health@Com

wow crazydud!.!.!.!.!. just wow!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

HAAHAAWww@Answer-Health@Com

wicked XDWww@Answer-Health@Com

hahaha oh god!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Lmao that's funnyWww@Answer-Health@Com

LOL that's some good **** man! "the other hand!." lol good jokeWww@Answer-Health@Com

HAHA! I love it! Do you mind if I share it with my friends!? HAHA, that's one of the best I've heard!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Hah i wish my teachers would of been fun like that!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

kid got owned!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

funniest thing ever omfg im going to die use your other handWww@Answer-Health@Com

yes lolWww@Answer-Health@Com

lmao!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com

good one!Www@Answer-Health@Com

thats a good oneWww@Answer-Health@Com





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