Fathers, where mighst thou procur a chastity belt for thine teenage offspring?!


Question: Fathers, where mighst thou procur a chastity belt for thine teenage offspring!?
Thine daughter Prudence is out of control!. I have six pence to dedicate to this venture!. please recommend a reliable craftsman!.Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
Alas, as belts such as those have gone out of fashion they are no longer under manufacture!. Thou hast few options:

1!. Lock thou daughter in the highest tower!. Take care not to let thine daughter's hair grow too long!.
2!. Put thou daughter in a deep sleep until she be of a good marrying age!.
3!. Beat thou daughter with the ugly stick!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Doest thou require the chasity belt for the male or the female!?

for the female, I'm sure there's one (MY BAD you did state female) even though check out Adam & Eve and see if they have one!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

I highly recommend Be!.no!.more!.whore
a highly reputable company!
Pip pip old chap :0)Www@Answer-Health@Com

Good luck with that ;)Www@Answer-Health@Com

walmart, they're the cheapest i've found so far!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Contact your local blacksmith!.!.that way it can be custom made to fit her perfectly!. Good luck!Www@Answer-Health@Com

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how sad!Www@Answer-Health@Com

dude can't u just talk kinda different!? i really don't understand a single thing ur sayingWww@Answer-Health@Com





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