My doctor told me that my prostate exam would be tons of fun; what can I expect?!


Question: My doctor told me that my prostate exam would be tons of fun; what can I expect!?
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You can expect him to put on a latex glove and to apply gel to his largest finger and to insert it straight up your anus!. He will feel your prostate and probe it to check its size and for any abnormality such as a lump!.
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AndyWww@Answer-Health@Com

Probably tons of excruciating discomfort, maybe even, pain!.

The only guys who might possibly experience even a wee wee bit of fun, might be gay guys; but I kind of doubt if even any of them might care for a repeat!.((don't any of you guys take offense, now; all in good fun))

AlberichWww@Answer-Health@Com

your doctor has a strange sense of humor, it's painless but sort of embarrassing, the dr!. will insert his fingers into your hind end and apply pressure to your prostate, it only takes a second, they may also do an ultrasound, it's no big deal and is a good thing to have done anuallyWww@Answer-Health@Com

its a quick finger up the backside to check your prostate is normal sized & not swollen!. it is discreet & fast, the worst part is being embarrassed by it!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Buy a bouquet of flowers, stick them where the sun don't shine, and when your doctor looks perplexed, tell him to read the card!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

you can expect he'll have as much fun as examining a barrel of monkeys!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

A newly approved procedure eliminates "the goose" and replaces it with an MRI!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

read about RECTAL EXAM PROCEDURE!.!. :-)Www@Answer-Health@Com

Female doctors have smaller fingers!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

No big deal!. The doctor sticks a finger up your butt and explores a bit!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Well, dear, I think the doc lied to you!.


Oh, wait!. Jack B posted this question!. Nevermind!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

You might want to seek help from another doctor !Www@Answer-Health@Com

best hope he has small fingers and if you notice he has both hands on your shoulders, then that's not his fingerWww@Answer-Health@Com

That guy on American Pie seemed to enjoy it quite a bit!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

A finger up the ***!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

keep it greasy, so it will go down easy--frank zappaWww@Answer-Health@Com





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