Help, I fell?!


Question: Help, I fell!?
I was trying to change a light bulb and was naked (just came out of the shower) and happened to fall on the open pack of light bulbs lodging one in my rectum!. I can't get it out!!!!

Do you think the ER will belive this!?Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
WTF!? LOL!!!!

Wow, your kidding right!? Please tell me you didn't think that would feel good!? They make things with handles on them you know!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLWww@Answer-Health@Com

you're kidding right!? it takes a big amount of force to get the lightbulb stuck!. how can you sit down and ask this question!?i saw this on scrubs before!. if this is true, go to the emergency room!. they won't care until they get it out!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

course they'll believe you and just to make sure every-thing's OK inside they'll connect the light bulb up to have a look aroundWww@Answer-Health@Com

Why were you messing with electricity when you'd just came out of the shower!? That's dangerous and probably a reason why this story ouldn't wash with ER staff!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

I think they will believe anything!.!.!.how they fix it will be another story!. Hope ya got insurance!.!.!.gonna cost more than a light bulb to fix it!. Laterz!Www@Answer-Health@Com

well you can goo and try, even if the dont believe you (i do) they have to take it out so youd better goWww@Answer-Health@Com

there is no need to go to the ER!.!.!.just relax and enjoy the thrill!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

If you fell onto the lightbulbs they would've broken!. I don't think you're being serious!.

*Sigh* but if you ARE being serious, go to the doctor!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Yes they believe anything!. Get to the ER Now!.!.!.!.!.!. God luck Grant M in Pennsylvania
Be glad its not your Johnson!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

try not to break it, those 48" florescent bulbs contain mercuryWww@Answer-Health@Com

If thou girdest thine loin with a chastity belt, this tragedy that hast befelt us would not have transpired!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

LOL!. I didn't know that was possible!.!.!.!.you had to fall from up high to get it in!. LOL!.!.!.!.!.!.they probably won't!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.but insist!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

How many dumb anal sluts does it take to change a lightbulb!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

I'm just curious, if you fart, will you light up the room!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

ouch that sounds like it hurt really bad!.!. Go the the emergency room QUICK!Www@Answer-Health@Com

No but threy will be kind and get it out for you!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

I don'tWww@Answer-Health@Com





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