Did I miss something here?!

I was on the train coming home from work this evening when I realized I had to excrete a surfeit of solid waste!. URGENTLY!. So urgently that when I made it to the not-so-clean bathroom and realized the roll of TP was empty, I simply could not factor that variable into the equation and had to carry on with my dirty business!. This left me with only a few options in terms of cleansing myself!. I'll tell you what I considered using and what materials I had on hand, and you tell me what you would have done, or if I completely missed something!. I want to know b/c I can see this happening again!.
-I had the somewhat expendable items of clothing of my socks, underwear, and undershirt
-I had a sweatshirt that I got for free, but I love it
-I had the cardboard tube of the TP roll but figured shredding this and using it would be a good way to get a disease, plus it would likely shred my anus
-I had the option of forgoing any kind of wipe whatsoever

I used my socks!. Good call!? Bad call!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

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