My dick ran away?!


Question: My dick ran away!?
hi i was just wondering if ne 1 saw my dick its white and is about 12 inches big and he is 1 hansum devil =] but he ran away and i cant find him i checked every where if u find him tell him come home i worried bout him o and dont eat him ok so if u see him his name is bob and he knows how get home so yaWww@Answer-Health@Com


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I saw "Bob" running down the road here in Central Florida a few minutes ago !.!.!.!. he's trying to find a new home !.!.!.!.

However; there was a pack of hungry dogs chasing him !.!.!.!. I hope he makes it home ok!.!.!.!.
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Well, I guess that makes you a girl, then, since you don't have a penis anymore!. Or is it a neuter!?

I guess you'll have to go out looking for another one, and no, you can't have mine, so keep your hands to yourself!Www@Answer-Health@Com

He ran away because his owner was more of a dick than himself!. he got tired of seeing your hand!. plus that ****** from last week yah your GF found out and decided to cut Bob off so he could run!. No worries he wont come back!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

i met bod and he said he ran away because you were abusing him so i did not send him back i directed him to the closest shelterWww@Answer-Health@Com

I saw Bob, he was hitchhiking!. Two very happy men picked him up!. They said they would take REALLY good care of him so I didnt say anything about the owner!.
SorryWww@Answer-Health@Com

This wasn't even remotely funny!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

me thinks if you want your dick to stick around you should stop shoving him up other boys poopholesWww@Answer-Health@Com

O look i found it no wait thats your rep!Www@Answer-Health@Com

I saw Bob he's looking for some nuts to hang withWww@Answer-Health@Com

yeah ive seen it, its attached to your forehead!!Www@Answer-Health@Com

it told me -it liked girls and you didn'tWww@Answer-Health@Com

wtf!?!?!?!? is wrong with uWww@Answer-Health@Com

if i see him i'll send him home but you will have to pay postageWww@Answer-Health@Com





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