How doth thou become a Chippendales Dancer?!
Question: How doth thou become a Chippendales Dancer!?
By yonder light and bloodshed morrow, thy, Sir Hotness doth desireth to get jiggy with it!. How do I procure that position!? WOOT WOOT!Www@Answer-Health@Com
Answers:
Ye must have the largest codpiece in all the land!. Me thinks I may swoon at your moves!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
You learn how to eat right and workout everyday for like two hours and you learn how to dance!. I think you have to go to dance school and then you audition!.
-ConnorWww@Answer-Health@Com
-ConnorWww@Answer-Health@Com
Doth thou haveth a rockin bod!. If thine answer is yea the thou shouldeth reveal thyself and thy package at a bar!. Then thine dream shall cometh true one solmn night when ye old scout from thine chip en dales discovers thyselfWww@Answer-Health@Com
Looks, talent, and a lot of luck!. A huge banana hammock is a plus!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Taketh thine posterior hither to their locality and display thine wares a'for them!.
Translation: Haul your @ss up to were they are and show em what you got!Www@Answer-Health@Com
Translation: Haul your @ss up to were they are and show em what you got!Www@Answer-Health@Com
One must first go to "Chip school" - 3 years training and then qualification!.
Good luck - let me know when your next show is :)Www@Answer-Health@Com
Good luck - let me know when your next show is :)Www@Answer-Health@Com
Thou auditioneth for ye companieWww@Answer-Health@Com
I have no clue what you're talking about, but seriously, you could be a new Shakespeare!Www@Answer-Health@Com
Semi retired my @ss! He is just being modest!.!. He only works at wal mart for something to do during the day!.
I agree with the whole Idle idea!Www@Answer-Health@Com
I agree with the whole Idle idea!Www@Answer-Health@Com
WOOT WOOT! Can I reserve my front row seat now!? I have a stack of singles ready!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
dost thout art fornicate withest squirrels!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
Sad but true: most of them are gay!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
try out for Chippendale Idol!. it's a new show airing on Lifetime!.Www@Answer-Health@Com