Important. Please answer.?!


Question: Important!. Please answer!.!?
I have to do this poll for an english assignment!.

Please answer these questions in complete sentences, In the order they were asked!. (Number them please!.)

Thank you!.

1) What is life!?
2) What is the purpose of life!?
3)What is consciousness!?
4)Is there a God!?
5)What is God!?
6)Will he/she (God) answer the phone!?
7)What if you get scared half to death twice!?
8)How much can we handle!?
9)Is there a life after death!?
10)To be or not to be!?
11)Is something real if we cannot measure it!?
12)Are there any stupid questions!?
13)How do we know!? (anything)
14)Is stupidity the opposit of smartness or wisdom!? Why!?
15)Is God a mathmatician or a software engineer!?
16)What is love!?
17)What is funny!?
18)Where do your thoughts come from!?
19)What is it all about!?
20)Is God a man or a woman!? Or something else!?


Please answer seriously!.Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
1!. Life is right now!.
2!. To have fun!.
3!. Uh, knowing what's going on!.
4!. I don't know, is there!?
5!. Someone people may or may not have made up!.
6!. Nobody calls God on the phone, Joan Osbourne told me so!.
7!. You use funny sayings, and you probably need to change your pants!.
8!. Everything up until the point where we can no longer handle it!.
9!. I don't remember ever dying, do you!?
10!. Potato, potatoe, tomato, tomatoe, let's call the whole thing off!.
11!. We would find a way to measure it!. Scientists are persistent!.
12!. Usually stupid people ask questions that aren't on the smartest side of things!.
13!. Because we found out, again it's the scientists!.
14!. Smartness, you can have wisdom but be as dumb as a rock!.
15!. God is everything, and everyone!. Unless God is nothing!. I though we were done with the God questions!!?!
16!. baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more!.!.!.!.
17!. Usually making fun of our own situations I suppose!.
18!. Something sends a signal to my brain, and my brain thinks about it!.
19!. The Hokey Pokey!. Now put your hand in already!
20!. Both, now stop with the God questions!. Do you go to a Catholic school!? Geeze!

Haha, that was fun!. Good luck with that English assignment!. If it exists, which, who knows what exists!. Or if we can even know what what is!. My brain hurts!. Oh, and your teacher would probably like it if you spelled "opposite" correctly!. See, it has an e at the end!. Hope I could help!Www@Answer-Health@Com

1!. living
2!. eating pie
3!. when you pass out
4!. yes
5!. our savior
6!. there's no phones in god's time anymore!.
7!. you pass out
8!. uh!.!.!.
9!. yes!.
10!. to be - shakespeare can suck my balls
11!. yes
12!. yes, this one
13!. brains!.!.!. brains!.!.!. let me have your brain!
14!. yes, because its not knowledge
15!. no, but he can build stuff
16!. when you have feelings for someone
17!. when something makes you laugh
18!. omg!.!.!.
19!. lol
20!. man!.!.!.

holy ****Www@Answer-Health@Com

Thats tough!
whats tough!?
Life!.
whats life!?
Magazine!
how much!?
$1!.00
I only have a quarter!.
Well thats tough!
whats tough!?
Life!
whats life!?
same as above , you can't fail just give any answer and a reason why!. No one has the correct answerWww@Answer-Health@Com

U want me to do your assignment 4 u!? I;m not so sure this a poll rather than a outline 4 a paperWww@Answer-Health@Com

1) What is life!? Anything with a live cell!.

2) What is the purpose of life!? To procreate!.

3)What is consciousness!? Knowing your alive!.

4)Is there a God!? Is there a Santa

5)What is God!? A delusional character

6)Will he/she (God) answer the phone!? If you take some acid!.

7)What if you get scared half to death twice!? Your hair will turn gray!.

8)How much can we handle!? A bushel full!.

9)Is there a life after death!? If you have childern!.

10)To be or not to be!? To BE

11)Is something real if we cannot measure it!? President Bush's Brain

12)Are there any stupid questions!? You just asked one!.

13)How do we know!? (anything) From observing

14)Is stupidity the opposit of smartness or wisdom!? Why!? Stupidity is what smart people really are!.

15)Is God a mathmatician or a software engineer!? Neither, he is an idea!.

16)What is love!? An emotion!.

17)What is funny!? President Bush giving a speech!.

18)Where do your thoughts come from!? Your brain!.

19)What is it all about!? Getting off!.

20)Is God a man or a woman!? Or something else!? I repeat!. An idea!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

1) What is life!? Just another opstical
2) What is the purpose of life!? To keep on livin
3)What is consciousness!? being awake
4)Is there a God!? No
5)What is God!? A figmint of your immagination
6)Will he/she (God) answer the phone!? if your in an insane assylam
7)What if you get scared half to death twice!? then you get scared half to death twice
8)How much can we handle!? we will know when we handle too much
9)Is there a life after death!? There is a new life after death
10)To be or not to be!? that is the question
11)Is something real if we cannot measure it!? For surely!.!. we just need to learn how to measure other things
12)Are there any stupid questions!? No!.!. just stupid people
13)How do we know!? (anything) Our past lives
14)Is stupidity the opposit of smartness or wisdom!? Why!? No!.!.!. there are different stages of stupidity and wisdom
15)Is God a mathmatician or a software engineer!? God is a pussy
16)What is love!? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me no more
17)What is funny!? somehting comical that you laugh at
18)Where do your thoughts come from!? your past lives rememberances
19)What is it all about!? What is what all about
20)Is God a man or a woman!? Or something else!? God is a figment of your immagination!. He is something that Mary told jesus because she was a little whore and got pregnant but didnt want to tell her mom that she had sex, so she lied and said it was a miracle, then told jesus to be a little douchebag and lie to everyone so that her lie would not be caught!.!. until now!Www@Answer-Health@Com

1) What is life!? Life is the essence of all conscious beings!.
2) What is the purpose of life!? The purpose of life!.!.!.is to simply live!.!.!.!.everything else is trivial
3)What is consciousness!? Consciousness is the awareness that you are alive and awake
4)Is there a God!? No
5)What is God!? God is an idea!.!.!.!.created by man ages ago to control the masses with fear of eternal damnation
6)Will he/she (God) answer the phone!? God can't answer the phone any more than the Easter Bunny can!.
7)What if you get scared half to death twice!? Death is not something that can be measured like distance or weight!.!.!.!.you're either scared alot or a little!.
8)How much can we handle!? That depends on the individual!.!.!.!.some can handle more than others!.
9)Is there a life after death!? No one knows for sure!.!.!.!.my opinion is no!.
10)To be or not to be!? To be!.!.!.!.!.not to be would be to not exist!.
11)Is something real if we cannot measure it!? If it can be seen, heard, smelled, touched or tasted!.!.!.!.!.or proven to be real by scientific method, then yes!.!.!.!.!.!.!.otherwise there is the possibility that it is real but the likelyhood that it is not real!.
12)Are there any stupid questions!? No only stupid people!.
13)How do we know!? (anything) We know things by asking questions, learning and life experience!.
14)Is stupidity the opposit of smartness or wisdom!? Why!? No, lack of knowledge does not make someone stupid, only unknowledgeable!.!.!.!.stupidy is doing or saying something knowing that it is wrong or believing something without evidence!.
15)Is God a mathmatician or a software engineer!? If god existed!.!.!.!.he would be all knowing and all powerful!.!.!.therefore he would be both and everything in between!.
16)What is love!? Love is an idea!.!.!.!.a combination of emotion and behaviours!.
17)What is funny!? Lots of things are funny!.!.!.!.everyone has different tastes when it comes to humor so it can differ from one person to another!. This question is rather vague!.
18)Where do your thoughts come from!? Thoughts come from the things we experience in life, they come from our desires and fears!.
19)What is it all about!? What is "what" all about!? The question is too vague to be able to give any sort of answer to!.!.!.!.!.that's like going up to a random person on the streets and shouting "Where!?"!.!.!.!.they will have no idea what you're talking about!.!.!.!.just like I have no idea what you are talking about!. I could just assume you're asking "what is life all about!?" but I'm not the type who just assumes things!.
20)Is God a man or a woman!? Or something else!? Like I said earlier, god is nothing more than an idea created by man thousands of years ago to control the masses!.!.!.!.and people let themselves be controlled by god and religion by fearing the imaginary consequence of going to hell!.Www@Answer-Health@Com





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