Why condoms do this?!


Question: Why condoms do this!?
OK!.!. so finally my date is begging me to reath havok upon her with my magnificent adroitness !.!.!.!. you know!.!.!. right now! So I reach for that old condom Ive kept stuffed in my pocket for the last 2 years!.!.!.!.!.!.!.

1) Why is it always impossible to tear the wrapper off those things!.!.!. I mean I'm bighting and spitting little bits of foil everywhere and !.!.!. it's just so frustrating!.!.!. fumbling around there while your lover shows you the target!.!.!.!. Let's face it, there needs to be like a rip cord or something on the packaging!.!.!.!.

2) Why do my condoms always exit the packet and get placed on my penis back to front!.!.!. so you cannot possible unroll the stupid thing!?!?!? There needs to be a "This side up" warning!.

3) Why do condoms remove half a paddock full of pubic hair when removed!?

4) Am I the only guy in the world suffering so!?Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
Do a couple of "dry runs" or practice on a banana until to get it straight!. Buy Durex condoms, the package opens wonderfully without having to use the teeth!. Finally, do a little "manscaping" so your little short and curlies won't get yanked out after the deed!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

well, I see xlol is not fool proof, cause it clearly states on any of those vaginal foams and suppositories and creams that they are NOT 100% effective - and no birth control is, except that vasectomy or a tubal ligation!.

Have her use a female condom- that way, no pubic hair loss!.

Or shave it off ( though I think that's creepy and unattractive myself)

or try this equally scary for some idea - monogamy!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

1) NEVER use exspired condoms!. And NEVER bite the condoms open you can tear the condom this way!.
2) And before you put the condom on you need to check to see which way it unrolls!. If it touches your penis and it's the wrong way, you need to open another one!.
3) If you trim or shave your pubic hair this won't happen!.
I hope this helped!.

-ConnorWww@Answer-Health@Com

Gods man, have her put it on for you!.!.!.!.; )
(((G))))
BTW!.!.!.check youre blog!.!.!.LMFAO!!!!!!!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com

SORRY TOO MANY QUESTIONS !.Www@Answer-Health@Com

It's true!. We need rip cords and arrows!. For example, "Stick this end in!" Big arrow toward jackpot!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Practice, man!. It's shouldn't be that complicated!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Oh my, memories!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

LOL!. That is a bad brand!Www@Answer-Health@Com

because you're a dumb @$$Www@Answer-Health@Com

shave the crewWww@Answer-Health@Com

Actually they are intended to be this way !.!.!. so that a guy about to embark on the journey can think twice!Www@Answer-Health@Com





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