Wiping after a deuce: sit down or stand up?!


Question: Wiping after a deuce: sit down or stand up!?
I believe myself to be the only person in history to consciously change the way I wipe!. For years I would stand up then reach around and wipe!. For reasons unknown to me, and possibly divine, I began to wipe sitting down!.


I am a changed man!.


Anyway, how do you wipe and why!. Sitting down requires a little more finesse, you gotta pick up your balls, and if you're not careful you can end up with some poo on your knuckles!. but the overall wipe quality is so much greater that its worth the risk!.

How do you wipe and why!.Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
My friends and I have had this discussion before and we have yet to agree which is best!. I stay seated but lean to the side and wipe from balls to crack, not crack to balls, so you don't get any unwanted poo on you or your unit!. My friends all stand up to wipe, which I don't get because I feel like I don't get a good wipe, but they swear by it!. They also go balls to crack!.

Anyway leaning to the side I have found to be the easiest and highest quality wipe!. However my friends say standing up(I think its more of doing a squat than standing though) is the best!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

i've been wiping sitting down for a long time now, it's all about practice hehe, but i can't for the life of me wipe standing up anymore!. You also have to fold the toilet paper while doing it, just riping single squares & cutting sick doesn't work while sitting down!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

this is a slightly disturbing question lol jk
well umm maybe instead of going under the balls
lean off to the side and try it,,
and if its getting on your knuckles try more TP lol

best of luck on putting up with your ****! (haha)Www@Answer-Health@Com

sit down and lean to one side and wipe!.
Have seen guys wipe standing up, but am a sitter myself!.
Probably a lot to do with how you were toilet trained!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Never heard of anyone standing up to wipe!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

have your mom helpp you outWww@Answer-Health@Com





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