Hi could you help me with this embarrassing question and please don't judge !
Question: Hi could you help me with this embarrassing question and please don't judge me!?
I have been seeing this woman for about 4 months now and she as a bit of a food fetish!. At first it was great and we introduced such food as cream and strawberrys and other fruits, it was very erotic!.But now it as got out of hand and she wants to eat all her dinners off me and insists that i dip my manhood in such foods such as mash potato and soup!.To cut a long story short yesterday she ate a roast dinner off me and the hot gravy run down to my weener and burnt it, but she does not seem to care!.!.
how can i tell her it's geting out of hand!.!.
thanks for not judging!.!.!.!.'Wil'Www@Answer-Health@Com
how can i tell her it's geting out of hand!.!.
thanks for not judging!.!.!.!.'Wil'Www@Answer-Health@Com
Answers:
Wee Willy Winky,
Your attitude is stinky!.
She didn't mean to cause a burn,
It is you that needs to learn!.
The food is for the kitchen,
So stop your silly b*tchin'!.
Take her to the table,
If you think she's able!.
Or else you can deflate her,
Don't try to make us hate her!.
Blow-up dolls don't eat food,
you're just tryin' to be rude!.
Don't pour gravy atop her,
the heat from it might pop her!.
This is the end of my rhyme,
for now it is my shower time!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Your attitude is stinky!.
She didn't mean to cause a burn,
It is you that needs to learn!.
The food is for the kitchen,
So stop your silly b*tchin'!.
Take her to the table,
If you think she's able!.
Or else you can deflate her,
Don't try to make us hate her!.
Blow-up dolls don't eat food,
you're just tryin' to be rude!.
Don't pour gravy atop her,
the heat from it might pop her!.
This is the end of my rhyme,
for now it is my shower time!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Simply tell her she is getting a bit carried away with her fetish and that if she wishes to continue to enjoy it, that she needs to consider your needs as well, including any fetishes you may have or simply just some plain old regular sex from time to time! Diversity is great in sex, but if it's always the same thing then it's not very diverse is it!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
just sit her down and tell her the strawberries and fruits are ok but leave the dinner on the dinner table and if she wants to eat dinner of some1 then go to a resurant that does that sort of thing!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
we would never judge!.!. you know that!.!. maybe you could suggest she go vegetarian instead!.!. could be safer!. stick to the cold foods!.!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Tell her you would prefer if the food stayed away from your 'manhood' or use some more cooler foods like whip cream instead :PWww@Answer-Health@Com
(haha) write in whip cream starting from your head to your toes telling her "don't burn me" or something!. see!? she gets her din dins AND she might get the message!. :) best of luck!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Asking on Y! Answers and asking not to be judged!.!.!.!?
You are most likely someone who only fantasize about having these things done to you!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
You are most likely someone who only fantasize about having these things done to you!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
thats whacked up!
ok just sit her down and talk to her gently but sternly, its really all u can do and its ur body so yeh!.!.!.explain that to her cause she needs to respect u!Www@Answer-Health@Com
ok just sit her down and talk to her gently but sternly, its really all u can do and its ur body so yeh!.!.!.explain that to her cause she needs to respect u!Www@Answer-Health@Com
tell her you don't want the hot stuff by your hot stuffWww@Answer-Health@Com
If she wants to have hot dogs for dinner you better run for the hills!Www@Answer-Health@Com
Omg your a guy so stop going ans asking yahoo to help, tell her this is gotta stopWww@Answer-Health@Com
Still laughing at Dawnas' answer!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
just talk to her face to face - she just enjoys food, using you as a plate lolWww@Answer-Health@Com
tell her to go to the mantle house, wacko, or my favorite dumb people bin!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
do none of the other diners in the restaurant complainWww@Answer-Health@Com
I don't for one minute believe this!. No man would tolerate this at all!. Not a real man anyway!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
LMAO you wishWww@Answer-Health@Com
sorry baby, i thought those were screams of passionWww@Answer-Health@Com
lol!.!.!.!.oh your poor guy!.!.!.next time she's hungry offer to take her out to eat!.!.!.!.
but this time dinner isnt on you lolWww@Answer-Health@Com
but this time dinner isnt on you lolWww@Answer-Health@Com
i just wanna watch!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
but is she a good f*ck!?Www@Answer-Health@Com