I have recently started using a natural scrotal scrub for cleansing....?!


Question: I have recently started using a natural scrotal scrub for cleansing!.!.!.!.!?
!.!.!.!.my wrinkled scrotal bag, and it contains an element of dairy product!. My fear is not being able to rinse the scrotal bag thoroughly enough to remove all dairy product, and ending up with a wrinkled cheese bag from left-over dairy product that produces bacteria!.
My question is, if the scrotal bag turns into a wrinkled cheese bag, what type of crackers should I buy!?Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
I'm finally thankful to be lactose intolerant!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

You sure do have balls o' fun with these scrotum questions!.

But to answer your pressing question, Ritz Crackers used to have a catch-phrase that went, "Everything tastes good when it sits on a Ritz!." So there you are!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

I have discovered a new Ritz cracker and they have honey/butter on them!.!.Taste sweet whatever is put on em!.!. Cant go wrong with Ritz!.!.!.It slides down good and easy!.!.Ahhh Wrinkled Cheese works well with them also!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

You will need some soft liverwurst or Vienna sausages first!. (It leaves a fresher scent)!. Then purchase some Oreo Double Stuffs, split them in half and dip the creamy Double Stuff in the mix!. mmmm, reminds me of Teddy RooseveltWww@Answer-Health@Com

While I sit here sucking back on my McDonald's non dairy milkshake!.!.
I contemplate how difficult this stuff is to clean off a keyboard!. Man, this stuff is better than super glue for making keys stickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Ruffles have r-r-r-r-ridges for natural scrubbing action!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Well Buk!.!.!.!. you know that would depend on how long you let that cheese age, but don't let it age too long because those harder cheeses kinda reekWww@Answer-Health@Com

Wrong Wronger and Wrongest

Carr's Cracked Black Pepper water crackers!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Personally, I prefer saltines with cheese!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Cheese Nips can be quite painful, so I would go with Wheat Thins!. For the thin skin that the brush will leave behind!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Jacobs

MmmWww@Answer-Health@Com

SICKWww@Answer-Health@Com

Ritz of course!.!.!.!.!.
"Everything tastes best when it schitz on a ritz"Www@Answer-Health@Com

Something with nuts in it!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Oh man, you've got to get Ritz!. They go best with wrinkled cheese bags!. ROFLMFAOWww@Answer-Health@Com

saltinesWww@Answer-Health@Com

If you tea-bag me, will it taste all yummy like Cheez Whiz!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

Hell, go for a toasted cheese sandwich!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Those Keebler Club ones are good!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

nabisco chicken in a biscuitWww@Answer-Health@Com

Why don't you just wax your bag!? LOL!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Whole grain saltine crackersWww@Answer-Health@Com

forget the crackers
get out the fondue pot!Www@Answer-Health@Com

goldfishWww@Answer-Health@Com

go with the sausage dogs at your local beer store!. To heck with crackers!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Ritz are the best with cheese!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Ritz!.!.!.goes great with cheese /dairy products!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Triskets, but only the new flavored kind!.

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Triskets would be the way to go!. Love honeyWww@Answer-Health@Com

ritz of course!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Any whole wheat one would be good!.!.!.

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