Is it true that god kills a kitten everytime someone jacks off?!


Question: Is it true that god kills a kitten everytime someone jacks off!?
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Yes, I'm afraid so!. It's a sad fact of life and these people here are just trying to protect you!. He has to know! Seriously! We can't all go on living in denial!Www@Answer-Health@Com

and that would make me a "multiple cat murderer"!!.!.!.
sorry, i didn't mean to make God kill your kittens but it just feels amazing, i can't help it!!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Hahahaha, thats the funniest thing i've heard all day!.
Ummmmmmmm, it might be true,Www@Answer-Health@Com

no but if you are a teen and love kittens it is what your mother tells you to get you to stop!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

I must be responsible for half a million kitten deaths!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

yes its true then once there isnt any kittens left he starts with the people that jacks off to muchWww@Answer-Health@Com

Yes and i would like to apologise for genociding cats:DWww@Answer-Health@Com

Ni its not true, there wouldnt be many kittens in the workd if it was trueWww@Answer-Health@Com

Please, I beg you stop jacking off!.!.!. I love my cats!. Don't make god kill them!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

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where did you hear that!?!?!?

they have 9 lives, so i doubt it hahaWww@Answer-Health@Com

NoWww@Answer-Health@Com

no a pagan viking comes down and kills an emo kidWww@Answer-Health@Com

no its not true
if it were there would never be any kittensWww@Answer-Health@Com

myth!.!.!. if it is true, kittens would be extinct!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

if that were true, cats would of been extinct looonnngggg ago!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Nope or there wouldn't be any cats left in the world!.Www@Answer-Health@Com





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