How do i use my mouth to get an accurate measurement of sperm?!

Question: How do i use my mouth to get an accurate measurement of sperm!?
I'm trying to determine how healthy my boyfs ejaculate is!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

Play with it, then spit it in your girlfriends mouth and let her be the judge!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

You can't!. Only a doctor with a microscope can do that!. You can't see sperm cells, because they're microscopic, and that's where "health" is determined, not the semen itself!. However, if playing doctor with your mouth turns you both on, who am I to interfere!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

okay two questions posed: how much!?
and healthiness!?

how much - baybee don't use your mouth, pull out the measuring spoons or cups!.

healthiness - yep like the other guy stated; yellow don't consume!. Green leave it be!. It should be a clear, pearly, opaque type color or clear!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Blow it back in his mouth and see how nasty of a face he makes the nastier the face the more special sauce

haha that guy wants to jizzz in a spoon, dont go over his house for dinnerWww@Answer-Health@Com

If it is red :it will be bad
Best to see a DR then
You never know if it is healthy:has he any STD's!?
Then it ain't healthy at all!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

The only way I could think of is by having a shot glass in your mouth; but that might be rather uncomfortable for both of you!.

Don't swallow it!!!! lolWww@Answer-Health@Com

If it's green, stay away from that peen!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Silly girl!.!.!.!.that's what I gave you the measuring spoon for!.!.!.!.Now Spit!Www@Answer-Health@Com

If its yellow !.!.!.best not swellow!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

depends on what it is you are trying to doWww@Answer-Health@Com

If it's pink!.!.!.!. do not drink!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

let him shoot it into a test tube and look at it
check out my questionWww@Answer-Health@Com

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