How to avoid skidmarks in the toilet?!


Question: How to avoid skidmarks in the toilet!?
Hey guys!. serious question here!. Im living with my girlfriends parents house!. And to be honest i am a big bloke so i take massive dumps!. Everytime i force one out i always end up with giant skidmarks in the bowl!. not a good thing when they have told me time and time again to sort myself out!.
Any tips to avoid this!?Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
scrub it with the brush or buy the stuff you squirt around , called toilet duck

don't forget to put your lid down after , women like thatWww@Answer-Health@Com

Use the toilet brush to clean the bowl!. Amazingly that is exactly what it is there for!. Someone spent time and effort designing the d*mn thing so you could use it to clean the bowl after you!. I am concerned that you needed someone to tell you to clean up after you!. did you never think about the mess you left in the bowl!. who did you think was going to clean it up - the 'toilet fairies'!.!?
Get a grip and clean up with the brush, be clean, be considerate, be normal!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Keep your skidmarks and sell it to the energy companies for a profit!. The toilet system organically breaks down faeces into trapped bio-gas, which could be burned to produce electricity and cooking fuel, and urine, which can be converted into fertiliser!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

cover the entire inner bowl with bleach, also talk too your GP about your ridiculous mind set!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Use the toilet brush after you've flushed!. It's the spiky looking thing on a big stick, next to the toilet!.!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

In addition to all the advises listed above, drink lots of liquid!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Put toilet paper in the toilet before you startWww@Answer-Health@Com

Eat loads of chocolate and you could sh it through the eye of a needle, hence no need to use crap removerWww@Answer-Health@Com

Put paper in the bowl first!Www@Answer-Health@Com

clean it after you use it!.!.!. or try not to sit as far back!.Www@Answer-Health@Com





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