How do i get a dildo out of my ear?!
Question: How do i get a dildo out of my ear!?
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Answers:
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OK I'm gonna talk you through this!.
now put some lubricant of your choice on the part where the dildo and the ear meet!. (butter, Crisco, KY jelly, real sperm, whatever floats your boat!.
now grab the end of the dildo with both hands and give it a tug!. continue to pour your lubricant of choice onto it and hope for the best!.
now, if it just won't come out drink about 5 beers and get some hobo to yank it out after you've passed out!. (to make the deal sound good tell the hobo you'll let him keep the dildo)
OK, once you wake up and the dildo is out stab the hobo, grab the dildo and RUN!! do as you please with the dildo!.
hope i was some help!Www@Answer-Health@Com
now put some lubricant of your choice on the part where the dildo and the ear meet!. (butter, Crisco, KY jelly, real sperm, whatever floats your boat!.
now grab the end of the dildo with both hands and give it a tug!. continue to pour your lubricant of choice onto it and hope for the best!.
now, if it just won't come out drink about 5 beers and get some hobo to yank it out after you've passed out!. (to make the deal sound good tell the hobo you'll let him keep the dildo)
OK, once you wake up and the dildo is out stab the hobo, grab the dildo and RUN!! do as you please with the dildo!.
hope i was some help!Www@Answer-Health@Com
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Well!.!.if your serious!.!.I'd go to the ER, stat!.
Depending on how deep it is in your ear (if it is)
then you might cause damage if you just rip it out!.
Oh and!.!.turn it off!.
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Well!.!.if your serious!.!.I'd go to the ER, stat!.
Depending on how deep it is in your ear (if it is)
then you might cause damage if you just rip it out!.
Oh and!.!.turn it off!.
XDWww@Answer-Health@Com
Oh honey, that's not where dildos go!.
You should have asked folks here on yahoo answers about sex toys, we could have given you some pointers and suggestions about where to insert those kinds of things!.
Tisk!.!.!. tisk!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
You should have asked folks here on yahoo answers about sex toys, we could have given you some pointers and suggestions about where to insert those kinds of things!.
Tisk!.!.!. tisk!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
haha thats way funny, yeah the vibrations could be damaging so don't leave it in for long ;)Www@Answer-Health@Com
It would have to be an awfully small dildo to enter the ear!.
What's it for, a Barbie doll!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
What's it for, a Barbie doll!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
Why!?!.!.!.!.!.WHY!?!?!? That is not the orifice it was meant for!. That should be corrected right away!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Hold your nose, close your mouth, and blow really hard!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
what the ****!.!.!.!.!.!.!.i think you might need surgery cuz it might have damaged your inner earWww@Answer-Health@Com
The same you you put it in there!!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
Are you serious!? rotfl
pull that sucker out!Www@Answer-Health@Com
pull that sucker out!Www@Answer-Health@Com
oh please!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
roflWww@Answer-Health@Com