My penis keeps getting scrapes all over it. What can I do?!
Question: My penis keeps getting scrapes all over it!. What can I do!?
Maybe it's too big!. I mean, it drags on the ground behind me everywhere I go!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
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No wonder I'm so sore after we have sex!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Quit rubbing it on the asphalt!
Tuck it into your sock!. Though I've heard that when one does that and one gets an erection, the leg raises and mimics Chuck Norris performing a roundhouse kick!. People will wonder about you if you're always doing that for no reason!.
Failing that, get a leash and walk it like a dog!. Just don't let it stop every 5 seconds to sniff!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Tuck it into your sock!. Though I've heard that when one does that and one gets an erection, the leg raises and mimics Chuck Norris performing a roundhouse kick!. People will wonder about you if you're always doing that for no reason!.
Failing that, get a leash and walk it like a dog!. Just don't let it stop every 5 seconds to sniff!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
I had that problem, but I found if you get a garden hose reel and wear it like a backpack, that I was able to keep my sensitive parts from a draggin'!.
That's how I roll, yo!Www@Answer-Health@Com
That's how I roll, yo!Www@Answer-Health@Com
I know what you mean!. Do what I do, throw it over your shoulder when you walk around town!. It's a little hard on the back muscles though!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
I was going to report your to Yahoo, because I first thought you were advertising a commercial venture!. Then I realized that you were just telling us about your ongoing fantasy life!. Keep up the good work!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
I suggest a few layers of tin foil!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Learn to walk on two feet like the rest of us!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
I am so sorry !!!
When did you have your legs removed !?!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
When did you have your legs removed !?!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
what i did is wrap it around my waist, several rounds like spring!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
I think you should have too much sex!.It helps!.!.!.!.!.my man was like that and I cured him!.Www@Answer-Health@Com