My dick is so long i keep tripping over it!!!HELP!!?!


Question: My dick is so long i keep tripping over it!!!HELP!!!?
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man, a lot of guys have this problem; including myself!. what i like to do is tie it in a half-knot where you can pull on the head to release it!. don't try a regular knot b/c that could end horribly!. one thing to remember is not to pop a woody b/c it is very painful when your weiner is in a knot!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

First wear those huge pants you get at heavy metal music stores!. Then take your enormous penis and wrap it around one of your legs!. Then once you run out of leg get some shoes that are to big for you (1 to 2 sizes depending on the width of your penis head) then stick your penis down in the heel of your shoe and there, no more tripping!. An added bonus is you can piss whenever you want, just pull your head out and aim at the ground behind your shoe!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

I really can't believe that your long dick can trip you up!. In this case, you need a string to tie your dick up, so that it will make you balance!. I have seem western guy wearing a ring with string *** to his penis, so their dick won't swing here nor there!. And somemore, it looks sexy and fashionable!. You can purchase this cute thing in oversea!.

My Thai friend told me that some guys who have long dick, they usually wear a string on his waist and tie the dick to the string to support the body balance!.!.!.!.
I have seem the strings!.!.!.!. it is a specially made one!. Mostly, they won't wear underwear, just the string!. (sharing my experience to you)!.

You can try on it!.!.!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

i kno a dude dat has a 12 in!. dick and he doesnt trip over a foot long!. So the only thing i can tell u iz 2 go in2 tha porn business they will help u !!! if u really have a long john !!!Www@Answer-Health@Com

Can you tie it in a knot!?

Can you tie it in a bow!?

Can you throw it over your shoulder!?


Or have a girl always walk behind you and carry it for youWww@Answer-Health@Com

You need to take it to obedience classes so it isn't continually snapping at your heels!. At the same time you can teach it to come at your command!Www@Answer-Health@Com

wow need entertainment look up porn this is a serious place lol not really but dude think of somethin better than that nxt time!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Somebody was posting a link to a picture earlier that had a guy with his tied in a knot!. Was that you!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

use it as a lassoWww@Answer-Health@Com

MIGITWww@Answer-Health@Com

awwwww!. i think that we can all agree that the largest thing here is your imagination!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

i bet your dick dosent even touch the floor when your laying on your stomachWww@Answer-Health@Com

I have the same problem, where did you think that "belt" came from!Www@Answer-Health@Com

idk!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. not much u can do role it up! in a ball lol!.!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

You must have very, very short legs!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Man I got the same problem! lolWww@Answer-Health@Com

dont walk
roll
so u dont hurt urselfWww@Answer-Health@Com





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