What to do on the beach with a large penis?!


Question: What to do on the beach with a large penis!?
This issue was finaly relevent of posing when yesterday, while tanning, a women with her spouse walking by stopped in mid-sentence to comment, "What is IN there!?! That thing is F#$%ing 'ginormous'" I froze!.I really did not know how to react that that!.

When I go to the beach, I am constantly gawked at for the bulge in my board shorts!. I have tried compression shorts and baggier board shorts, but i am still very visable!. Other than laying on my belly (which must have a hole for my penis to lay confortably), I am stumped!.

Should I just deal with it or take another perspective at the situation!?

Any other ideas to conceal my penis!?

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Answers:
yeah i would be happy to have your problem
just let it hang, and dont worry about itWww@Answer-Health@Com

Dude why conceal it you got what you got you say youhave tryed compression short etc etc!. there is nothing you can do about the size of yoru unit just let it be what it is!. it isnt like your full hard and stickin out of yoru shorts!. you are what you are enjoy the beach and the sun and dont worry about it!. I do board shorts commando and when i get out of the water thay stick to my body and my stick and nuts why hide it everyone knows you have one

peace
curtdudeWww@Answer-Health@Com

Stumped!? Yes, surgery could reduce your penis size!. Most men would love to have your problem, but men with big penises do not always have good lives!. Read about John Holmes!. He made money from it, but ultimately was not very happy!.

The best thing to do is ignore comments or respond with humor!. Or avoid lying on the beach on your back!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Wow!
How long did it take you to come up with that story!?
If you're really as big as you claim to be just go jump in the water!. When you come out that "guy" should look like a frightened turtle with it's head in it's shell!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Try a swimmer jock, it will hold it close to your body, Personally I would not worry about the comments and just leave it out, so they see a buldge in you shorts, big deal (no pun intended)Www@Answer-Health@Com

You could catch crabs with it!. Just go in nude and dive down to where the crabs are and let it dangle!.

Several crabs should grab on; and you just swim back to the beach, remove the crabs and get to cookin!. Steamed is best!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

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try a jock strap!.!.!. add me to msn though my cousin runs a mens and womens underwear shop that sells all sorts of new underwear, so send me a picture and i should be able to help you!.!.!.!.!.!.!. it must be pretty big ! if this woman said thatWww@Answer-Health@Com

Wear a regular jockstrap or swimmer jock!. Jocks are made of material that dries quickly and are ideal to wear under swimwear!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Fill your Jock Strap full of ice and wear it while at the beach!. That will solve your problem for one hour, then refill your jock again each hour with ice!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

if this is true then just deal wit it be proud and u can always just go in the water but if u dont want to go swimming or u just wanna relax on the sand dont worry let people look at itWww@Answer-Health@Com

Let the rude ignorant dumb asses say what they want:they have no common sense!.Just ignore them
Planets!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Try not laying around erect!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

ok the guy who sayd tape to ur legs is retarted put ur penis up and put the elastic over it as long as u dont get a b*ner ur fine thats wat i doWww@Answer-Health@Com

dont worry about itWww@Answer-Health@Com

you should be proud! Don't hide it!Www@Answer-Health@Com

be proud of it, since everyguy on here is complaining aout being to small!.!.just smile, you know thay want it! hahahhaWww@Answer-Health@Com

one person said something and you probably had a chubby!.!.!.dont need to over think itWww@Answer-Health@Com

wear a jockstrapWww@Answer-Health@Com

Give it a rest!.!.!.!.

And see if the water will produce any shrinkage!.!.!.lol!Www@Answer-Health@Com

and then you woke up!.!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Tape your penis to your leg!.
I'm not joking, by the way!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

go in the water maybe it'll go downWww@Answer-Health@Com

bring your penis to my house i will take care of it!Www@Answer-Health@Com





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