I got bit by an ant in the penis...?!
Question: I got bit by an ant in the penis!.!.!.!?
Yes, I am not a troll at all, this is all true!. Well, actually, sometimes I like to be a troll!. But I'm not trolling this time!.
Well, I got a new bed, but I haven't picked it up yet, so I had to sleep on my mattress on the floor!. Well, about 45 minutes ago, at 11:30(I wake up late!.!.!.), I felt a sting on my penis!. I thought it was my zipper, but I realized I didn't HAVE a zipper!. So after a little dance, an ant came out of my pants(lol, that was completely unintentional for that to rhyme)!. It was a carpenter ant, one of those big *** ants that bite!.
I'm kind of scared of an infection, but there's no scar and it's not bleeding!. I'm pretty sure it won't, but I want to be sure!.
And please, no jokes about the fact that a carpenter ant bit my wood!. Haha, very funny!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Well, I got a new bed, but I haven't picked it up yet, so I had to sleep on my mattress on the floor!. Well, about 45 minutes ago, at 11:30(I wake up late!.!.!.), I felt a sting on my penis!. I thought it was my zipper, but I realized I didn't HAVE a zipper!. So after a little dance, an ant came out of my pants(lol, that was completely unintentional for that to rhyme)!. It was a carpenter ant, one of those big *** ants that bite!.
I'm kind of scared of an infection, but there's no scar and it's not bleeding!. I'm pretty sure it won't, but I want to be sure!.
And please, no jokes about the fact that a carpenter ant bit my wood!. Haha, very funny!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Answers:
nice!!
i hope u killed the ant first of all and second i highly doubt it is infecting or anything heres a site u can read about it
http://en!.wikipedia!.org/wiki/Carpenter_a!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
i hope u killed the ant first of all and second i highly doubt it is infecting or anything heres a site u can read about it
http://en!.wikipedia!.org/wiki/Carpenter_a!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
If your!.!.!.!.um!.!.!.!.member looks and feels all right then it probably is!. If it starts acting weird (or however you would phrase that without sounding completely perverted) contact a doctor!. But carpenter ants aren't known as being poisonous, if you got bit by a red ant you may be in trouble!. Otherwise you should be just dandy, and now you have an amusing story to tell for years to come!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
well one time I must of touched poison ivy and masterbated!.!.!.I had poison ivy all over my penis in the 7th grade so your not bad off!. It did not itch untill I got an arrection!.!.!.lol you will be okay buddy!. put sone o2h2 "hydrogen proxide on it"Www@Answer-Health@Com
"should put some peanut butter down there like ants on a log"
hahhah !.!.!.!.!.sorry
anyways
if should be fine
take a shower with soap
clean everything so theres no bacteria
and unless you see any scaring 2moro
then you should be fine!.
Good LuckWww@Answer-Health@Com
hahhah !.!.!.!.!.sorry
anyways
if should be fine
take a shower with soap
clean everything so theres no bacteria
and unless you see any scaring 2moro
then you should be fine!.
Good LuckWww@Answer-Health@Com
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I'm pretty sure your girlfriend does not appreciate the nickname "ant!."Www@Answer-Health@Com
You will be alright!. Just dip your finger in some rubbing alcohol and dab it on the bitten part of your penis!. Good luck!Www@Answer-Health@Com
Apply some neosporin to it:and you will be fine
Planets!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Planets!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
apply some Oil of Oregano to the wounded site!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
well go to a doctor !. !. !. !. !. !.Www@Answer-Health@Com
an ant tried 2 rap u!.!.!.but u managed 2 fight it off well doneWww@Answer-Health@Com
basically you were molested by that ant!. i would file a suit immediately!. good luck!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
You misspelled "aunt!."Www@Answer-Health@Com
Kill that ant!. Kill it, Kill it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com
hold on i have to get this out!.
LMFAO!!HAHAHA ROFL!! OMG OMG!
okay!.
lol go to the doctors!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
LMFAO!!HAHAHA ROFL!! OMG OMG!
okay!.
lol go to the doctors!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
haha lol OMg!!! well after my laugh!.!.!.!. haha!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
ok!.!.!.!.!.
you need tto see a doctor about it!.
lol and sorry!.!.!. its just funny!!Www@Answer-Health@Com
ok!.!.!.!.!.
you need tto see a doctor about it!.
lol and sorry!.!.!. its just funny!!Www@Answer-Health@Com