Okay. rate this stupid amazing story i wrote =]!
Question: Okay!. rate this stupid amazing story i wrote =]
I wrote this like 5 minutes ago and i think its possibly the stupidest thing ever i want to make the world loose a few more iq points =]
and sorry i know its not mens health but hey theres alot of people on mens health
im sitting here all nice and chill
and then i here heavy breathing and i look up real fast and nothins there so i sigh with relief and look back down to my computer and its gone!. then i turn around as i hear a scurrying behind me and jump up and run into the kitchen for the knife!. but i am too late!. for the knives have all been stolen!. so i run back to my living room and trip over the leg of a chair and i fall and hit my head!.
when i come too im in a dark room and i smell a faint scent of blood as i try to reach up to feel my head i relize my arms and legs are bound together and i am gagged!.
so i try to break free from my bindings and hear a voice clearly stating in a insane sounding voice"try as you will but you will never break though that"
as the lights flick on i relize im in willy wonkas chocolate factory and im bound by a bunch of nerds rope!. and as the mysterious voice stated i couldnt break free!.
Mr!.Wonka comes out and starts slapping me with his cane and asking me where i put the "stuff" at!.
and i just say,"what stuff!?
Hed be all like!."*slap*hoe you know what im talking about!.
the stuff you got that eybody be sayin is good foo"
and id be all like,"!.!.0!.
0 IDK what your talking about"
then he takes out his flute and plays something and he whispers to the oompa loompa to takes me away to the torturing chamber!.
They pick me up and start throwing me around singing,
stupid crap like something about oompa loompas doopidy dooing or w/e!.
but as i was saying they take me to the chamber and torture me and what not but i still cant tell them cause idk what there talking about!.
so they leave for the
night!.
I almost fall asleep but then i hear footsteps!.
i see an oompa turn the corner with some keys and he unlocks it and goes inside and shuts it so quietly!.
He puts his finger to his mouth to shush me and rips off his face to reveal mrs!.caldwell!.
she unlocks the my cuffs and ankles and i ask her what exactly is going on!.
she tells me that she has been undercover here for over a month and when she saw me she was shocked!. she heard about a kid of my age who had some "stuff" that he needed to make his newest candy!.
!.!.The Stuff!.!. She had no idea it was going to be me!.
so as we plan on how to make our escape the prison door opens!. so hurridly i get back in my chair and sit there as the lead loompa walks in!. suddely from the shadows a nerd goes flying right though the loompas head and he falls over suddenly dead!. Mrs!.C grabs my hand and pulls me out of my seat and we start running down the endless corridor!. Without stopping for a second breathe we make it to the world of imagination!.
*the place with all the candy*
and Wonkas sitting there with his cane and pimp hat and all!.
Suddenly he says"My boy!.!.You've done it you won! I knew you could do it kyle i knew it!"
I'm like!.
" I WON!?!?!?"
and he says,"nah im going to kill you of course"
so im all like!.!. omg!.
so i grab a candy cane and i turn to mrs!.c and say," im sorry this is something i have to do!. please go and rescue the other prisoners!.
"
with a slight stumble and a look behind she goes off running toward to cell!. only to be shot by a nearby sniper loompa!.
"
so im standing there facing mr!.wonka and he says," so a battle to the death it is my dear boy!.
"
so i charge at him with my candy cane and pull back at the last second right before it blocks!. and i get on the ground and kick his feet knocking him over and as hes falling i stab the candy cane trough his heart!.
He looks at as hes impaled on the stake of mint and says" ***** wtf was that for hoe bag" and dies!.
So as i walk out i grab his hat and cane and all the oompas bow to me and!.!.
I suddenly get outa my trance and im sitting in a circle with a bunch of my friends and i look down and i have some pot in my hands!.
im just all like!.
" dang thats some good stuff"
so how was that for a story!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
and sorry i know its not mens health but hey theres alot of people on mens health
im sitting here all nice and chill
and then i here heavy breathing and i look up real fast and nothins there so i sigh with relief and look back down to my computer and its gone!. then i turn around as i hear a scurrying behind me and jump up and run into the kitchen for the knife!. but i am too late!. for the knives have all been stolen!. so i run back to my living room and trip over the leg of a chair and i fall and hit my head!.
when i come too im in a dark room and i smell a faint scent of blood as i try to reach up to feel my head i relize my arms and legs are bound together and i am gagged!.
so i try to break free from my bindings and hear a voice clearly stating in a insane sounding voice"try as you will but you will never break though that"
as the lights flick on i relize im in willy wonkas chocolate factory and im bound by a bunch of nerds rope!. and as the mysterious voice stated i couldnt break free!.
Mr!.Wonka comes out and starts slapping me with his cane and asking me where i put the "stuff" at!.
and i just say,"what stuff!?
Hed be all like!."*slap*hoe you know what im talking about!.
the stuff you got that eybody be sayin is good foo"
and id be all like,"!.!.0!.
0 IDK what your talking about"
then he takes out his flute and plays something and he whispers to the oompa loompa to takes me away to the torturing chamber!.
They pick me up and start throwing me around singing,
stupid crap like something about oompa loompas doopidy dooing or w/e!.
but as i was saying they take me to the chamber and torture me and what not but i still cant tell them cause idk what there talking about!.
so they leave for the
night!.
I almost fall asleep but then i hear footsteps!.
i see an oompa turn the corner with some keys and he unlocks it and goes inside and shuts it so quietly!.
He puts his finger to his mouth to shush me and rips off his face to reveal mrs!.caldwell!.
she unlocks the my cuffs and ankles and i ask her what exactly is going on!.
she tells me that she has been undercover here for over a month and when she saw me she was shocked!. she heard about a kid of my age who had some "stuff" that he needed to make his newest candy!.
!.!.The Stuff!.!. She had no idea it was going to be me!.
so as we plan on how to make our escape the prison door opens!. so hurridly i get back in my chair and sit there as the lead loompa walks in!. suddely from the shadows a nerd goes flying right though the loompas head and he falls over suddenly dead!. Mrs!.C grabs my hand and pulls me out of my seat and we start running down the endless corridor!. Without stopping for a second breathe we make it to the world of imagination!.
*the place with all the candy*
and Wonkas sitting there with his cane and pimp hat and all!.
Suddenly he says"My boy!.!.You've done it you won! I knew you could do it kyle i knew it!"
I'm like!.
" I WON!?!?!?"
and he says,"nah im going to kill you of course"
so im all like!.!. omg!.
so i grab a candy cane and i turn to mrs!.c and say," im sorry this is something i have to do!. please go and rescue the other prisoners!.
"
with a slight stumble and a look behind she goes off running toward to cell!. only to be shot by a nearby sniper loompa!.
"
so im standing there facing mr!.wonka and he says," so a battle to the death it is my dear boy!.
"
so i charge at him with my candy cane and pull back at the last second right before it blocks!. and i get on the ground and kick his feet knocking him over and as hes falling i stab the candy cane trough his heart!.
He looks at as hes impaled on the stake of mint and says" ***** wtf was that for hoe bag" and dies!.
So as i walk out i grab his hat and cane and all the oompas bow to me and!.!.
I suddenly get outa my trance and im sitting in a circle with a bunch of my friends and i look down and i have some pot in my hands!.
im just all like!.
" dang thats some good stuff"
so how was that for a story!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
Answers:
thats hilarious lol
just found out my friends been run over and somehow u managed to brighten my day :)
thanks a heap mate!.
i love you for just writing that on here!.
haha!.
and all the pplz who say that its **** and that ur smoking!.
1!. grow a humour!. watever the **** that means!.
2!. who gives a **** if hes on drugs!. haha it was good!.!. ayy!?
lol add me if u want!.
Xxx
thanks!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
just found out my friends been run over and somehow u managed to brighten my day :)
thanks a heap mate!.
i love you for just writing that on here!.
haha!.
and all the pplz who say that its **** and that ur smoking!.
1!. grow a humour!. watever the **** that means!.
2!. who gives a **** if hes on drugs!. haha it was good!.!. ayy!?
lol add me if u want!.
Xxx
thanks!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
There are many people here, but the question you should have analyzed is: How many people will even read this!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
do you thnk anybody wil read thisWww@Answer-Health@Com
;)Www@Answer-Health@Com
i hate it!. lolWww@Answer-Health@Com
e!.o nice!.!.!. make a book lolWww@Answer-Health@Com
i aint reading that ****Www@Answer-Health@Com
You do too many drugs!
Was wondering throughout reading the story if you wre on magic mushrooms!?! Just to not be surprised that you are a potheadWww@Answer-Health@Com
Was wondering throughout reading the story if you wre on magic mushrooms!?! Just to not be surprised that you are a potheadWww@Answer-Health@Com