I'm a complete failure?!


Question: I'm a complete failure!?
I was lifting iron in Valhalla earlier today and this real hot woman was gawking at my manliness!. I was doing seated DB presses and she was obviously getting hot by my amazing physique!. I winked at her on my last set and I went over to her to converse!. She saw the bulge in my pants and she asked how big my penis was, I said "2 inches erect baby, I'm all man, can you handle me!?" She laughed and said that baby carrots were bigger than me!. I was ashamed and than every steroid injecting guy in the gym started laughing at me, than the pathetic 300 pounder that only works biceps called me a loser!.

Should I go to a new gym!?Www@Answer-Health@Com


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I think the answer here is obvious!.!.!.GET JACKED HARD ON STEROIDS so you won't feel inadequate next to the dudes with foot long subs!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Tell em to go a screw themselves, everybody has there little secrets which they tend to hide from losers like the 300 ponder pork head, there's nothing wrong with that!. Plus, 1/6 chicks only worry about the size of a penis!.


Well !.!.!. maybe I should admit also that you ant the only one out there that could have a small one in there pants, I could also have a small one!.!.!.!.!.!.!.oh, wait !.!.!.!.!.!.!.I'll measure it!!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Its about!.!.!.11 cm long when not in action and !.!.!.!.!.!.!.nearly double the size when in action!.!.!.!.!.!.positive!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.maybe!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. a bit smaller !.!.!.


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no, b a man and wlk in wit ur hed held high, y care wat ova ppl fink!?! the situation probly wasnt tht bad and u just fink it was!.!. u knw hw it is

and let tht b a lesson, pump iron, dnt cht rndm women up wit random talk lyk thtWww@Answer-Health@Com

No, but you should probably talk to your doctor about taking Zyprexa!.

http://zyprexa!.com/schizophrenia/zyprexa!.!.!.

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yah and u should also get an enhancement cause ive seen babies with bigger penises Www@Answer-Health@Com

aww that really sucks!.!.!.yeah I would consider going to a different gym or you could just screw what people think and do what you wantWww@Answer-Health@Com

You should have told her that you have some full grown carrots in your car after she made that commentWww@Answer-Health@Com

you should have told her you were 2 1/2"!. Then you would have gotten some for sureWww@Answer-Health@Com

you're a great story-tellerWww@Answer-Health@Com

she was a slut anyways
she like meat more then carrots
hahahaha
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You sound like an idiot!. Www@Answer-Health@Com

that n get you a good penis pump!. LOL!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

you should inject botox into your small dick and see what happensWww@Answer-Health@Com





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