Halp pen0r trouble, what should I do???!

Question: Halp pen0r trouble, what should I do!?!?!?
Apparently I had left a window open this morning and a bird had snuck in and bit my pen0r, thinking it was a worm!. Btw I sleep completely naked so there was no protection at all from the bite!. My pen0r has swollen up and yellow puss is oozing out of the top!. I think the bird may have been sick to come into my house at all, and it had a full contact bite into my skin!. I have called my doctor he says he will see me tomorrow but today its just getting worse and worse!. Guys what should I do!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

stick it in the pooperWww@Answer-Health@Com

Quick post a picture of it so we can determine the problem!
As many as you can!
Maybe you should post some before you got bitten for comparison too!Www@Answer-Health@Com

If the scene you described is true, you should go to local ER right away for immediate medical attention!. Www@Answer-Health@Com

Thought it was a worm huh!. You must have a very small penis!.

Better watch out for squirrels!. They will be stealing your nuts next!.

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