My mom took my lightsaber?!
Question: My mom took my lightsaber!?
Well, I'm a 40 year old virgin that lives in his parents basement!. I like to play Dungeons and Dragons with my two friends, Mike and Jimmy!. Mike is 32 and owns a comic book shop and Jimmy is 46, and thinks Garth Brooks is hot!. Well, I sometimes like to play Dungeons and Dragons in RL with my lightsaber!. I go out in a black cloak with my lightsaber to search for Dragons to slay!. I wander my neighborhood with pride, lightsaber in hand!. My neighbors give me dirty looks because they're jealous they don't have one!. But!.!.!.!.my mom found my lightsaber and took it from me!. I found it in her dresser drawer, it's black, 10 inches long, and is possibly 6 or 7 inches around!. I feel very sad now that she took it, since it gave me magical powers!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
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you have to watch the 40 year old virgin movie!!!! :D ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!!?!!?! why the hell is a 40-year-old adult playing dungeons and dragons hahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!! well, let me tell you, your mother has necessities!.!.!.and having you around for 40 years has to be tiring!.!.!.but, well, ask for the lightsaber and start looking for a job please!!! anyways, it was wrong to take your lightsaber but put yourself in her shoes!.!.!.!.!.!.40 years without !.!.!.!.!?!!?!!?! Www@Answer-Health@Com
you've gotten a number of responses here, everything from you being a loser to you being extremely stupid!. well there isn't much i could add except i think everybody who responded to you is pretty much on target!. i just wonder why you were looking at your mothers underwear, sounds sick to me!. but hey, you're just a loser anyway so it doesn't matterWww@Answer-Health@Com
WHAT THE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? hahaaaahaaa hooo haaa!.!.!.ahaaoahhHAHA
Hey, are u serious about this Q mate!?!? U've written about 10 lines about ur Dungeons and Dragons games and the rest is about ur EXCITING LIFE!!!
I was gonna answer ur Q in a different way but i didint wanna hurt u more than ur mom has lol
HAS UR MOM TAKEN UR CANDY TOO!?!?!? Www@Answer-Health@Com
Hey, are u serious about this Q mate!?!? U've written about 10 lines about ur Dungeons and Dragons games and the rest is about ur EXCITING LIFE!!!
I was gonna answer ur Q in a different way but i didint wanna hurt u more than ur mom has lol
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at first, when I looked at your question!? I thought you were a kid or teenager that is below 15 yrs!. old!. Oh well, just get it from your mom and told her that, that is yours!. She has no right to confiscate it, because you are not a kid!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
I think she needs it more then you, with a son like you no one is there to pleasure her!. So she needs the lightsaber to do it for her!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Sorry to hear that!. Maybe you can ask for it back, and show her that you found where she hid it!. Www@Answer-Health@Com
Hey!. I enjoyed this one!.
At least this guy ain't in love with ostriches like this poor lad:
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At least this guy ain't in love with ostriches like this poor lad:
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What you found in your mom's drawers wasn't YOUR lightsaber, it was her's by the sounds of it!.
You need locking up, for real, and im glad I dont live in your area!Www@Answer-Health@Com
You need locking up, for real, and im glad I dont live in your area!Www@Answer-Health@Com
When you hear that low humming sound coming from her bedroom you should storm back in there and take that 10" black lightsaber back off her!.
It's your lightsaber and God knows YOU NEED IT!Www@Answer-Health@Com
It's your lightsaber and God knows YOU NEED IT!Www@Answer-Health@Com
I bet it has magical powers for your mom too!. Probably explains the smile on her face and the fact that she's humming while she's cooking breakfast!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
The Flying Spaghetti Monster will defeat you!.!.evil usurper Bunny!.
Ha!.!.His Noodly Appendage will smite you down!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Ha!.!.His Noodly Appendage will smite you down!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Lmao you shouldn't wave you dildo around the streets, someone could lose an eye!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
gimme ur address
i will handle ur mom
believe me !.!.!.there will b no harm to ur lovely lightsaber and u can help poor ppl esp satisfy gals wid ur magical powersWww@Answer-Health@Com
i will handle ur mom
believe me !.!.!.there will b no harm to ur lovely lightsaber and u can help poor ppl esp satisfy gals wid ur magical powersWww@Answer-Health@Com
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Luke!.!.!.I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com
Luke!.!.!.I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com
haHAHAHAHAAWww@Answer-Health@Com
A 40 year old virgin never afraid of anyone who want to get her for free!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Your mom needs a MAN not a light saber!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
ROFLMAO!! Thanks for the 2 points!. That was funny dudeWww@Answer-Health@Com
not funny i mean it seriouslyWww@Answer-Health@Com
Sahweet!!!
I think she's gone over to the "dark side"!. Sounds like the force is with her now!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
I think she's gone over to the "dark side"!. Sounds like the force is with her now!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
LMAO!.
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ahahahahahaaah wow that was funny hahaWww@Answer-Health@Com
Rape her!. That'll teach her to never touch your stuff again!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
ROFLWww@Answer-Health@Com
Get it BackWww@Answer-Health@Com
sickieWww@Answer-Health@Com
OK, what's your question, Darth!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
i have two words, GROW UP ! :pWww@Answer-Health@Com
put a hidden camera in her room, and see what she's doing with it!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
lmao!! xoxWww@Answer-Health@Com
You stupid loser!Www@Answer-Health@Com