Penis trouble..Help?!
Question: Penis trouble!.!.Help!?
Ok, so my cock Alfred has been acting up lately!. He's about my age and is 25" tall!. He's really usually quite pleasant to be around but lately he's really been causing me some trouble!.
Take last night, for instance!. I was minding my own business sleeping away until a hard tug accompanied by subsequent strangulation woke me up!.
I was terrified! I gazed down in horror and to my astonishment the perpetrater looking back with his one eye was no other than Alfred!
He looked me straight in the eye with his eye and whispered some penis tongue into my ear!. I didn't understand it but at the end of his speech he shouted at me, loosened his grip and went back to sleep!.
He gets like this all the time!
I don't know what to do!.!.
Help would be greatly appreciated!.
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Take last night, for instance!. I was minding my own business sleeping away until a hard tug accompanied by subsequent strangulation woke me up!.
I was terrified! I gazed down in horror and to my astonishment the perpetrater looking back with his one eye was no other than Alfred!
He looked me straight in the eye with his eye and whispered some penis tongue into my ear!. I didn't understand it but at the end of his speech he shouted at me, loosened his grip and went back to sleep!.
He gets like this all the time!
I don't know what to do!.!.
Help would be greatly appreciated!.
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Answers:
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Maybe ur own penis thinks ur whack and it just wanted to give u some advice like "MOVE OUTTA UR MOMMAS PLACE AND GET A LIFE"
seriously dude,ur one wierd mthrfkr!.or maybe u were just dreamin that u had a big d#*k and in reality Alfred is really just a dwarf!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
seriously dude,ur one wierd mthrfkr!.or maybe u were just dreamin that u had a big d#*k and in reality Alfred is really just a dwarf!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
I had similar trouble with mine!.!.!. and he's twice the size of yours!.!.!. so he is one tuff mutha fin Penis!.!.!.!. I found the best way to deal with them is a good spanking once a day that will shut the thing up!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Your penis stuck it's tongue in your ear!?
You must have a very unusual one!. Be sure to wash your ear the next time you bathe!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
You must have a very unusual one!. Be sure to wash your ear the next time you bathe!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
cut him off slowly and dont numb it, make it as painful as possible for you, you douche bagWww@Answer-Health@Com
You need to show him who's boss, don't ever let your penis intimidate you! Punish him!
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Yeahh there are poeple called psychiatrists that could help you :)Www@Answer-Health@Com
hahaahaha oooooookay buddyWww@Answer-Health@Com
wtf you named your penis alfred!?!?!?!?!?!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
im sorry to hear that
either go to couples therapy or cut him off
there really are no other optionsWww@Answer-Health@Com
either go to couples therapy or cut him off
there really are no other optionsWww@Answer-Health@Com
Sadly, you're not funny!. :(Www@Answer-Health@Com
He was tall enough to whisper in your ear!? Maybe I'd like to meet him! ; )Www@Answer-Health@Com
And this is a men's health question!?What a waste of space!.
And it is not even remotely funny!.
Space!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
And it is not even remotely funny!.
Space!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
LOL
welcome to manhood!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
welcome to manhood!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Go to a docWww@Answer-Health@Com
Masturbate to calm him down!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Good luck!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
ok this was awkward but interesting lol!. maybe you should put him in a restraint!.!.!.!.!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
your not very funny, but nice tryWww@Answer-Health@Com
umm!.!.!.wierd but i guess you might need to jerk off or something!?!?!?!?!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
no i am callingWww@Answer-Health@Com
WAIT I KNOW WHAT HE SAID!!!
He said you're a complete tool!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
He said you're a complete tool!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
sounds like you still live at home with your mama i would get a lifeWww@Answer-Health@Com
your title is lulzy i'm not answering dumb ***Www@Answer-Health@Com