Why do men stand up to pee, when they can just as well sit down to do it?!


Question: Why do men stand up to pee, when they can just as well sit down to do it!?
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Because its gay to sit down!. And we don't have to sit on nasty toilet seats!.!. And we can pee around corners!. And we can write our name out in the snow!. And we can go on walls and in bushes and on trees!. And we can keep our pants on!. And we don't have to worry about water splashing up!.

Oh!.!.!. and sometimes when i'm takin a poop!.!.!. and I take a piss!.!. it shoots through the crack between the toilet seat and toilet!.!.!. especially if I got a halfy!.!.!. and that sucks cause then I gotta clean the floor!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

God went to the garden of eden and said to Adam and Eve, I come bearing two gifts!. Adam picked first!. God said unto Adam, this is my gift to you!. It is the ability to pee standing up!. So adam went to the beaches and wrote his name in the sand, and chased down animals, and peed on bushes!. Then god said unto Eve, I give you the gift that is left!. I call it "a brain!."Www@Answer-Health@Com

Its the idea that we can that makes us want to!. We want to use our natural abilities to its fullest by doing that!. If we sit down we aren't using these abilities!.

Theres also the idea your not masculine if you don't so many of us don't want to be judged even though we won't be!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

it is the same thing but standing up is faster, and if you in the bush or something you can easily go, people sit and stand no big difference!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

well we use our penis to aim in the toliet bowl cuz alot of times if u sit down it can go though dat little gap Between da seat and the actual bowl!. but its quicker peeing standing up and more manlier!.

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Don't tell anyone, but I sit down :D

I don't know what the big deal is either, sitting is way more comfortable, and has 100% accuracy!. Www@Answer-Health@Com

Lets look at it from a different perspective, if women had a choice, they would prefer to stand during the performance!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

separates us from women!.!.!.we have the proper equipment!.!.!.because we can!.!.!.we normally stand up straight so why not continue to stand instead of sittingWww@Answer-Health@Com

It's quicker and more convenient!. However, some men prefer to sit down!. It's up the the guy how he does it!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

That's like asking why do they pee with their clothes on instead of getting naked!.
Maybe, just maybe, its quicker and easier to stand!.!.!.!. duh!Www@Answer-Health@Com

Because it's quicker and I don't have to bend my penis down, and I as well have 100% accuracy because I can aim!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Why would I sit down to pee when I can just as well stand!. I'm standing already!. And I'm not gay!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

cause it's easier and we don't have to worry about cleaning the toilet seatWww@Answer-Health@Com

might be afraid to sit on things incorrectly ~ ouch ~ lolWww@Answer-Health@Com

We've got zippers, see!? No need to drop trow and have a sit-down!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Just because we can, I think!. It's easier!Www@Answer-Health@Com

my husband sits down!. i thought it was weird at first!. lolWww@Answer-Health@Com

mine is so long it would hit the bottom of the bowl !!!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com

its much easier and faster and you dont have to get ur buttcheeks all wetWww@Answer-Health@Com





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