What are some good things to use to jerk off with?!
Question: What are some good things to use to jerk off with!?
i am getting bored with the normal up and down way!. an any one help to give me any ideas!. thanksWww@Answer-Health@Com
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My hand would work wonders on you!Www@Answer-Health@Com
Lunch meat! Wrap your member up in a nice greasy piece of pastrami and go to town!. If you wanna make it more realistic, throw some Swiss cheese in the middle and zap it for 30 seconds!. It'll be hot and drippy, just like a real woman!.
While working in an Irish pub, the guys liked to cut slits in boiled corned beef briskets and do naughty things to them!. I could understand why; a slitted brisket has an uncanny resemblance to a girly unit!.
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While working in an Irish pub, the guys liked to cut slits in boiled corned beef briskets and do naughty things to them!. I could understand why; a slitted brisket has an uncanny resemblance to a girly unit!.
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http://www!.jackinworld!.com/expert/index!.!.!.!.
At the bottom of each page, click on "to next page" until you reach the end of the section!.
In the expert section, some of the techniques are a bit strange; you should heed any warning to be careful, and be sure to keep everything clean!. Just about every possibility is included here!. We're all different - just try what appeals to you, and you should have a lot of fun!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
http://www!.jackinworld!.com/expert/index!.!.!.!.
At the bottom of each page, click on "to next page" until you reach the end of the section!.
In the expert section, some of the techniques are a bit strange; you should heed any warning to be careful, and be sure to keep everything clean!. Just about every possibility is included here!. We're all different - just try what appeals to you, and you should have a lot of fun!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Get curious! Remember the 4-Nos:
1) No electricity
2) No live or dead things, cuz then its not jerky!.
3) No!.!.!.no!.!.!.oh!. yeah!. no barn holes!. I heard that turns out badly!.
4) No hot wax!. Definately let the candle cool before using the hole you made with some other sufficiently shaped device!.
And if your a lil' kid, no bottles!. I think it gets stuck or something!. Www@Answer-Health@Com
1) No electricity
2) No live or dead things, cuz then its not jerky!.
3) No!.!.!.no!.!.!.oh!. yeah!. no barn holes!. I heard that turns out badly!.
4) No hot wax!. Definately let the candle cool before using the hole you made with some other sufficiently shaped device!.
And if your a lil' kid, no bottles!. I think it gets stuck or something!. Www@Answer-Health@Com
how much do I want to play with thee let me count the ways!. there are too many really!.
Peanutbutter, pillows, socks, rods, holes, sofas, jelly lotions, oils, etc!.!.!. I am a little hazy right now but start here!. Open your mind and get to work!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Peanutbutter, pillows, socks, rods, holes, sofas, jelly lotions, oils, etc!.!.!. I am a little hazy right now but start here!. Open your mind and get to work!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Dude, what the fukc!? Just poke a hole in a watermelon and go to town!. Store in the fridge when not in use!. But let it come to room temperature before getting frisky with it!. Www@Answer-Health@Com
In the shower, take some toothpaste!.!.!.about a tablespoon!.!.!.and massage it into your balls!. I use Crest Toothpaste!.
It greates a cold burn that feels sensational!.
a cool breeze to go along with the rideWww@Answer-Health@Com
It greates a cold burn that feels sensational!.
a cool breeze to go along with the rideWww@Answer-Health@Com
I am amazed at how often this question comes up in men's health!. Look around your house for inspiration!.!.!.start with the kitchen and get friendly with those appliances!. The waffle maker and the toaster are the absolute best! Good luck!Www@Answer-Health@Com
lubes (baby oil, vaseline, hand cream)
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Prison survival!? !.!. True gross things men do in prison!. (don't ask me how I know)
Pack warm oatmeal in slit toilet paper tube and wrap it around your penis!. Www@Answer-Health@Com
Pack warm oatmeal in slit toilet paper tube and wrap it around your penis!. Www@Answer-Health@Com
Or you could throw your creativity into finding a willing partner and leave the basement once in a while!.
Just a thought!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Just a thought!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Girlfriends, Wives, Mistresses, Strippers, even Hookers would doWww@Answer-Health@Com
Stimulate the prostate!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
if you do it any other way it can cause you to have bad sex!. and can cause EDWww@Answer-Health@Com
Dyson's never lose suction!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
sit on your hand until it goes numb Www@Answer-Health@Com
put some peanut butter on your penis and have your dog lick it offWww@Answer-Health@Com
Pictures of your mom!. Www@Answer-Health@Com
mmmm!.!.!. looks in tool box!.!.!.!. yes, this battery and these electrodes will do nicely!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
cheese graterWww@Answer-Health@Com
Vicks Vap-o-Rub!. Trust me!Www@Answer-Health@Com
Your HandWww@Answer-Health@Com
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find a hole and and stick ur dick in it okWww@Answer-Health@Com