Ladies only! period question...MATURE ANSWERS ONLY!!?!


Question: Ladies only! period question!.!.!.MATURE ANSWERS ONLY!!!?
how can i make my periods longer!? how can i have more than one cycle in a month!? don't judge me, periods make me feel so feminine, like i am in control of the words population!. does anyone have any TRUE medical advice!?Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
Pay no attention to these angry men who are looking for a magic pill to make their genitals bigger!. I believe this is a legitimate question!.
There are tribes in the remote outback of Australia and also in New Guinea where the women's monthly cycles last from 2 to 3 weeks!. They believe it's due to the heavy amounts of eucalyptus flowers in their diet!. Perhaps you can try that!. Be sure to double up on your iron supplements!.
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Nothing screams "femininity" like a bloody gash!. I empathize with your dilemma; when I'm menstruating, I like to wipe the blood all over every public surface I come in contact with!. It's a shame that I can only do this one week out of each month!.

While I don't think there's a way to prolong your period, I do have a suggestion that might make you feel better!. Have you ever heard of livejournal!.com!? Well, you could start an account there, and start blogging daily about how you hate your body the way it is!. You'll get lots of sympathy that way!. You could also post 70 questions on Yahoo, with pictures of your vagina, and ask for ideas on how much you can change your menstrual cycle!. Eventually, you'll get so depressed, you'll start cutting yourself!.!.!.

!.!.!.WAIT! That's the answer! Cutting! Self-mutilation will surely help you to bleed longer, and even though it won't be mestrual blood, your blood will ooze with vagina-ey goodness!. Grab that razor blade and start slicing!.

Good luck and I hope this helps!Www@Answer-Health@Com

Not a lady but I am going to through this out there for you!. Anyone that wants to go thru her period longer than what is natural obviously does not have enough to do in her life!. I would seek a hobby or maybe work, these things take your mind in more productive directions!. Try getting out of the house once in a while instead of waiting for your monthly visitor!. Oh, this may sound like judgement but you did post on yahoo!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

YES! I agree completely! I simply adore my period!. It makes me feel so alive, refreshed and beautiful! Too bad we don't get 'em 24/7!. Well seems like there is a lot of period haterade out there!. Too bad you just can't collect them from others!. Oh well!.
Anyway, go with Byron's idea!.!.!.that seems like the best plan to me!. Good luck!Www@Answer-Health@Com

um no, you choose where to put your question, they recommend where you put it, i would imagine, because you started the question off with ladies only!

Your not going to get proper answers here, so ask it again, and select womens health instead

Ok :-)Www@Answer-Health@Com

Have you discussed this with your doctor!? It sounds a little unhealthy!. And you need to not become obsessed with all of this because time flies and the older you get!.!.!. You have to face it sooner or later!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

hey woman 3,

you choose where you put your question,,, answers just suggests by the text of your question!.

as for the periods,,, if it makes for less pms i'm all for it!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

You shouldn't on purpose change the duration of your periods as it will on the long run harm your health!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Well in men's health we dont commonly know a lot about menstruaiton but I'll do my best!.!.!.!.

You can't and you shouldn't!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

ho yippee you can have mine if you like i mean for free take them please!. god if only you could dump them Www@Answer-Health@Com

I hate my period you can have mineWww@Answer-Health@Com

do u like the smell of it!? loll or the mood swings, shhhhhhhesh lol funny ladyWww@Answer-Health@Com

so why in mens health section!?!?!?
I wasnt, I was on the home page!.
my answer is; there isnt a way and I dont believe you anyway, troll!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

sorry no ideaWww@Answer-Health@Com

This is MENS HEALTH, not WOMENS HEALTH!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

I THINK U SHOULD CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR
BEST OF LUCKWww@Answer-Health@Com





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