Problem with / Trouser odour ?!
Question: Problem with / Trouser odour !?
I have recently had a pair of Harris Tweed trousers dry-cleaned!. However, I was disheartened to discover on their return, that the dry cleaning process had removed that traditional urine odour from my Tweed!. How can I get this back!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
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Fear not Bobble old chap, remember the old addage, 'no matter how you shake your peg, the last bit always goes down your leg,' soon have the old whiff back again!. Www@Answer-Health@Com
First you must forsake bathing for at least a fortnight!. Also, any undergarments must be abolished forthright!. Regaining your once glorious urine odour must be your highest regard for now!. All other matters must wait!. You must wear your Tweed around the clock the an entire fortnight, and then(because you will become some what acclimated to the smell of urine)take them promptly to a professional Stankologist to have them analyzed for standard "Traditional tweed urine odour" levels!. Ta ta!
Edit: Please ignore those that simply suggest "pissing them!." How awful!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Edit: Please ignore those that simply suggest "pissing them!." How awful!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
My dear Sir Blackadder Bobble Bottom VI
I would, without any doubt, sue the company concerned!. Any cleaning company of substance would know that Harris Tweed trousers belonging to the gentry should always retain the odour of urine caused by a dribbling penis - it compliments the odour of a nicotine stained moustache or toupee!. It's tradition, sir, as you well know!.
From experience (as this once happened to myself) I found that allowing a female dog to urinate in the said area will return the odour far quicker than the traditional method!. This tip should help the trousers return to normal much quicker!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
I would, without any doubt, sue the company concerned!. Any cleaning company of substance would know that Harris Tweed trousers belonging to the gentry should always retain the odour of urine caused by a dribbling penis - it compliments the odour of a nicotine stained moustache or toupee!. It's tradition, sir, as you well know!.
From experience (as this once happened to myself) I found that allowing a female dog to urinate in the said area will return the odour far quicker than the traditional method!. This tip should help the trousers return to normal much quicker!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
I would highly recommend that you pee in your pants and quickly as possible, after urination, hang them out to dry!.!.After a few times, you will get your urine smell back, good luck!. I am sorry to hear about your trauma!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
sir, might i suggest urinating whilst wearing said tweed trousers!. that most certainly will ensure a nice fresh smell of urine! best of luck, cheerio!Www@Answer-Health@Com
I have a dog pack of 4!.!.I am sure they could help you with this problem!. Also, that's very sexy! Nothing like a good piss odor!.!.the ladies will love this! Please post pics!Www@Answer-Health@Com
P!ss all over the pants and stick it in the tumble dryer!. One dried you will be reunited with your p!ss stinking pants!.
Hope that helps :)Www@Answer-Health@Com
Hope that helps :)Www@Answer-Health@Com
I would forget to shake once you have visited the toilet!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
well take them back and complain I'm sure the dry cleaning staff will return them with the odour you requireWww@Answer-Health@Com
um try peeing in them or have someone else pee in them if u prefer!. good luck with thatWww@Answer-Health@Com
pi$$ yourself againWww@Answer-Health@Com
hug a prostitute!. (I love reading your questions!.)Www@Answer-Health@Com
piss yrselfWww@Answer-Health@Com
Lol!.
You want them to smell like piss!.!.!.!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
You want them to smell like piss!.!.!.!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
Daz nastay boi!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
piss in themWww@Answer-Health@Com