How can I get my huge dick to stop growing?!


Question: How can I get my huge dick to stop growing!?
My penis is two and a half feet long, it touches the floor and helps me walk!. I need it to stop growing before its too long for me to use as a cane cause I have a bad knee!.Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
That's an easy one!

Duct tape it to your ankle, and tuck the end into your shoe!Www@Answer-Health@Com

Donate a few inches to the red cross to help starving children in Africa!.!.!. That and stop feeding starving children from africa to your penis!.!.!.

Or better yet - join the circus! Www@Answer-Health@Com

Funny i wish i had that problem, well id say whack it with a hammer, if that doesn't work guess you'll just have to start screwing cows or horsesWww@Answer-Health@Com

aahahahahahaha LMFAOOOO LMFAOOO LMFAOOOOOO!. HOLY **** THAT WAS FUNNY AHAHA !. OH MY AHAHAH
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LOLOL
OLOLOLOLOLLL
HILARIOUS
AJAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAWww@Answer-Health@Com

You're a legend in your own mind!. Maybe you should cut it off, unless you're a lizard it won't grow back!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Tie it into a knot and wear large underwear or a big thong!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

sorry to break it to you, but rulers measure inches not feet, buddy!. Www@Answer-Health@Com

if you are hungry put it in a meat grinder that would shorten itWww@Answer-Health@Com

how many pant legs do you have for that monsterWww@Answer-Health@Com

Rub Crisco oil on it , its shortening !.Www@Answer-Health@Com

the question about having two penises was funnier then this oneWww@Answer-Health@Com

I dont know manWww@Answer-Health@Com

cut it offWww@Answer-Health@Com

get festive, tie it like a bow tie for formal eventsWww@Answer-Health@Com

what happen to your kneeWww@Answer-Health@Com

hahahhahahahahahhahahahahhha!.wow that was stupid but hilarious one!.lolololololWww@Answer-Health@Com

*LAUGHS OUT LOUD*

That was my laugh for the day!

HAHAHA Nice one man!Www@Answer-Health@Com





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