My left penis is shorter than my right one. Why?!


Question: My left penis is shorter than my right one!. Why!?
I just turned 13 and my right penis had started to get a lot bigger when I get a *****, but my left one stays kinda shriveled still!. Does anybody else have/had this problem and know of a way to fix it!?Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
You have two penises because when you were getting circumcised the doctor was drunk or on drugs and accidentally split you in two, thus causing you to have two penis!. Just think - when you have sex you'll be able to put one in her vagina and the other in her butt! Double penetration!

Or you're just full of it!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

WOW Derek,
From what i'm hearing you have more than one penis, Let's HOOK UP LOL!
I think you mean your testicles and they are the way they,there's not much you can do about it but I wouldn't worry, chicks aren't even going to notice your balls since you have two *****!.
Good Luck with your balls LOL!Www@Answer-Health@Com

I think that you mean testicles -- and one is normally larger than the other!. If you actually mean penises -- you are very lucky and apparently have an unobservant pediatrician!.

It's all cool - you are wonderful as you are!.

Kind thoughts,

HermesWww@Answer-Health@Com

dude, you only have 2 penises!? wow, i thought i was short a few and i have seven!. all different lengths for different ladies!. some cant take as much, so i use a shorter one!. haha!. oh well, im sure your extra hors will grow in over time!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

whoa!i wouldnt want to have 2 itd b double the work and wat bout wen u have a ***** 2 things r sticking out then a girls like derik wats that other one!? lol thatd b funny!. well my 27th penis is 10 times longer han all the other ones so i think ur fineWww@Answer-Health@Com

umm maybe you are talking about your testicles!. Its normal for one to be a little bigger than the other!.

You only have one penis!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

YOU HAVE 2 PENISES!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? F**K yeah that is sick lol my right one is shorter than my second left one but my fifth left one is longer than that oneWww@Answer-Health@Com

Cut off your left penis!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

A man with two penises has little to complain about!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

SEE YOUR OPTOMETRIST!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

you only have one penis kid!. make sure you know what you're talking about before asking a question next timeWww@Answer-Health@Com

Probably cuz you're right handed!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

uhm, guys don't have 2 penises!.!.!. they have two testes!.!.!.
but it's normal!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

OMG YOU GOT 2 PENISES!?!?!? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!?!!?!Www@Answer-Health@Com

Wow, you must be some sort of genetic freak!. I have never know any man who had 2 penises!. Which one do you pee out of!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

I HOPE U R KIDDING CUZ MEN DONT HAVE 2 PENISES Www@Answer-Health@Com

just wait and be patientWww@Answer-Health@Com

OMG what!Www@Answer-Health@Com

call me!.!.!.!.in about ten years!. i'd love a man with two penis's!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

this is the best question i've read today!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

u have 2 penises!!!!!!!!
dyyyyyyaaaaaaaaammm
i laughed my *** off wen i read this questionWww@Answer-Health@Com

HOLY ****
u have two penises!!!
OMG
call me im 14
we should hook up
hahaha jk
best question ive read all day!!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com





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