Why can't I buy Penis meat at the deli counter?!


Question: Why can't I buy Penis meat at the deli counter!?
I'm just curious to see what this delicate piece of meat would taste like sauteed off with some onions with a glass of red wine!. Can't find it in any supermarket!.Www@Answer-Health@Com


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I sell mine at $10 an inch, so that will be $120, please!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

I got an idea on how you can find out!. Why don't you look up Lorena Bobbit and I'm sure she'd love to help you out!. Then the 2 of you can have a nice dinner and a bottle of wine!. May I suggest a nice Chianti and some farva beans!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

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remember, you have to cut it open and wash it clean, or you'll have the taste of urine in your mouth!.!.great aphrodisiac Www@Answer-Health@Com

DIRTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

You can!. It's disguised as "bologna"!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

You need to find one of those 'old world' european delis!. You know, one of those family owned ones where they scream at each other in some foreign language!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Dear Porking for Penis,

Um, I'd discuss this during your next therapy session!

Good luck - to you significant other that is!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

I'm happy to come round yours tonight and we can both find out!.!.!. I'll bring the wine, You bring the penis :-)

Meh - we could find a penis together, then!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

if you really want to shove penis in your mouth go give a guy a ********!. there isn't any other human meat in the supermarket dumb ***Www@Answer-Health@Com

Bull's pizzles are used now as a chewing treat for dogs!
Apparently at one time they were dried, tanned and used as a cosh!.
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i like trebs answer!. i'd even offer to cook it for u and feed u it!. though i doubt there would be much of itWww@Answer-Health@Com

I bet if you find an ethnic grocer you will find it!. Unlikely to be human though!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Have you ever seen that lunch meat called souse!? I'm sure that stuff has beni in it!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Penis !? No thanks I had a late lunch Www@Answer-Health@Com

Perhaps you should put your pecker where your mouth is and volunteer yours first!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

pitifulWww@Answer-Health@Com

Dude, maybe you should move to Germany!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Not much call for itWww@Answer-Health@Com

Chop it of and SEE !Www@Answer-Health@Com

Lets grind yours and make a meal out of it!.
I bring the champagne:real French
Au revoir
SpaceWww@Answer-Health@Com

you're crazy!Www@Answer-Health@Com

sickWww@Answer-Health@Com

you mean pleasant!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

i've had the penis at the deli counter before!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

you never wondered what hot dogs were made from!.!.!.!?Www@Answer-Health@Com





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