To the men: what places (besides a vagina) have you stuck your penis in?!


Question: To the men: what places (besides a vagina) have you stuck your penis in!?
Im just wondering because my best friend works in a clinic and she told me last night that she had a man come in with his penis stuck in a vacuum hose!. This is very bizarre to me, and i was just wondering if this is something most men experiment with!?Www@Answer-Health@Com


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Once while traveling the countryside of Amsterdam I noticed that one of the dikes was leaking!. I did not have ay chewing game available to place into the hole, so be civicly minded, I felt as though I had no other option but to put my penis into the hole to stop the leak!.
Consequently, my penis was awarded a key to the city and a bronze statue of it remains today in the town square, to be reveered by all!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Well the most common places are male or female mouths and anuses!.
I cannot see why anything else is needed, but I have heard that some boys experiment with a hole in large fruits like melon or a modified pumpkin!.
You can buy artificial vaginas and anuses made from silicon, but I would not want one, I like real live warm bodies!
A vacuum hose sounds dangerous, I don't want to brag, but I don't think mine would fit anyway!Www@Answer-Health@Com

have you never heard the one about the boy who's friend told him to get a vacuum developer he tryed it but got his knob stuck in the hover and yes despite what the guys may be saying on here most of them have tryed it at some point they don't do it for long because the air rushing past gives like friction burns doesn't it boys I know your dirty little secretsWww@Answer-Health@Com

i understand you to mean other places than a human body then!.!.!.

i own a fleshlight!.!.!.

ever heard of a mango f*ck!.!.!.

had a jello party a couple times!.!.!.

that's all that comes to mind right now!.!.!.!.

edit: i guess you can count a glory hole ;-) it's still gonna get put in a body that way though!.!.!. ;-)Www@Answer-Health@Com

my brother dared me to do that once!. i did it but it didnt get stuck and it was cold on my wang!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

yes, vacuum hoses, glory holes, "back doors", mouths!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Jeez! That is so wierd! No most men don't do this, i hope!. The guy must be retarded!Www@Answer-Health@Com

bottles, bags, condoms, holes, my hand, a mouth etc etcWww@Answer-Health@Com

What the!!? uhm!.!.!. i'm not a man yet but!.!.!. no we don't use vacuum cleaners! as sex subjects!.!.!. that guy must be desperate!!? weird, Www@Answer-Health@Com





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