How do I fix my farting penis?!
Question: How do I fix my farting penis!?
HI,
Not too sure where to start but I'm a 24 year old male with a VERY humiliating problem (at least to me)!. My PENIS farts!. This is what my lastest girlfriend called it!. Although she says it's the cutest and sexiest thing she's ever seen, I cant begin to express how embarassing this is to me!.
It can be anything from a soft wet whistling sound to a very loud popping or air escaping quickly sound!. Yes, just like regular fart but much higher pitched and can be about 5x as loud!. (coming out of a smaller hole, I guess)!. During a typical hand job my PENIS can fart up to 30 times!. My girlfriend seems to love it but I feel like crying!. The gentlest squeeze especially at the base can elicit a fart but the worst is when I orgasm!.
This is not a health issue as I've been doing this all me life!. It doesnt hurt, in fact the vibrations alone can initiate an orgasm!. Just humiliating!. Most women dont say anything, some laugh but every girl who has witnessed this seems to be mesmerized by it!.
I know women like confident men but I just cannot seem to get comfortable with this and I feel it is ruining my life!. Girls talk and I feel like the talk of the town!. High school was a nightmare!.
My question is: Are my the only one!. Has anyone else experienced this!? I've checked books, done internet searches etc!., but can't find anything related to my problem!. I dont feel that I can cure the problem but how can I be more comfortable with it!.
How would you feel if you met a man who was attractive, kind, sensitive and sincere but PENIS farted!?
Sorry if I was being too graphic but I felt like I finially needed a womens opinion!.
Thank you for your help and concern!. Best WishesWww@Answer-Health@Com
Not too sure where to start but I'm a 24 year old male with a VERY humiliating problem (at least to me)!. My PENIS farts!. This is what my lastest girlfriend called it!. Although she says it's the cutest and sexiest thing she's ever seen, I cant begin to express how embarassing this is to me!.
It can be anything from a soft wet whistling sound to a very loud popping or air escaping quickly sound!. Yes, just like regular fart but much higher pitched and can be about 5x as loud!. (coming out of a smaller hole, I guess)!. During a typical hand job my PENIS can fart up to 30 times!. My girlfriend seems to love it but I feel like crying!. The gentlest squeeze especially at the base can elicit a fart but the worst is when I orgasm!.
This is not a health issue as I've been doing this all me life!. It doesnt hurt, in fact the vibrations alone can initiate an orgasm!. Just humiliating!. Most women dont say anything, some laugh but every girl who has witnessed this seems to be mesmerized by it!.
I know women like confident men but I just cannot seem to get comfortable with this and I feel it is ruining my life!. Girls talk and I feel like the talk of the town!. High school was a nightmare!.
My question is: Are my the only one!. Has anyone else experienced this!? I've checked books, done internet searches etc!., but can't find anything related to my problem!. I dont feel that I can cure the problem but how can I be more comfortable with it!.
How would you feel if you met a man who was attractive, kind, sensitive and sincere but PENIS farted!?
Sorry if I was being too graphic but I felt like I finially needed a womens opinion!.
Thank you for your help and concern!. Best WishesWww@Answer-Health@Com
Answers:
lol i think its cute =] send me an email at ktlnssteller@aol!.comWww@Answer-Health@Com
See a Urologist to solve your problems!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
It would not bother me in the slightest!.
Seriously!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
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im sure you are not the only person with this!. I reasearched this but no results turned up it tried to help!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Let's get this correctly -- it mesmerizes your preferred sex!. It increases your pleasure!. It can even give you orgasm!.!.!.
And you have a PROBLEM with this!? Why!? Just because you are afraid you might not be a cookie cutter copy of everyone else I suppose!? By 24 you should be over that, really!.
For the record, yes, I had a friend (who was straight sadly) with benefits when I was a teenager who did that - although not as much I think - I have no idea how the air got up there, but It mesmerized me too -- I loved it, it was so cool and made sex so much fun!. If he had been gay we would have been b/fs - as it was we were, as I said, friends with benefits!. How would I feel!? I can tell you - I loved it -- I suspect most people do!. He used to say his "tickled him inside" -- but it deff!. added to his pleasure - though maybe not as much as it adds to yours!.
Let go of the insecurity and fear!. As eminem says "they will eat you alive" -- you are fine!. I know I'm not a woman, just a gay man -- but I'm pretty sure that I speak for all people who could be interested in you sexually when I say, if you are cute, kind, and friendly -- this just adds great mystery and fun to the relationship!. It is NOT something to be ashamed or, nor should you be embarrassed or upset or have your life ruined!. It's great really!.
I truly mean that!.
Kind thoughts,
HermesWww@Answer-Health@Com
And you have a PROBLEM with this!? Why!? Just because you are afraid you might not be a cookie cutter copy of everyone else I suppose!? By 24 you should be over that, really!.
For the record, yes, I had a friend (who was straight sadly) with benefits when I was a teenager who did that - although not as much I think - I have no idea how the air got up there, but It mesmerized me too -- I loved it, it was so cool and made sex so much fun!. If he had been gay we would have been b/fs - as it was we were, as I said, friends with benefits!. How would I feel!? I can tell you - I loved it -- I suspect most people do!. He used to say his "tickled him inside" -- but it deff!. added to his pleasure - though maybe not as much as it adds to yours!.
Let go of the insecurity and fear!. As eminem says "they will eat you alive" -- you are fine!. I know I'm not a woman, just a gay man -- but I'm pretty sure that I speak for all people who could be interested in you sexually when I say, if you are cute, kind, and friendly -- this just adds great mystery and fun to the relationship!. It is NOT something to be ashamed or, nor should you be embarrassed or upset or have your life ruined!. It's great really!.
I truly mean that!.
Kind thoughts,
HermesWww@Answer-Health@Com
if u say that with ur past experience with girls has been great then u should try to accept it!. Apparently women like it and well if it makes u uncomfortable then u should try to see wat u can do!.
I have a friend who's a chick and the same thing happens to her!. She says that her vagina farts sometimes while having sex!. She seems to get emberrassed as well!. You two (my friend and u) should really talk about it!Www@Answer-Health@Com
I have a friend who's a chick and the same thing happens to her!. She says that her vagina farts sometimes while having sex!. She seems to get emberrassed as well!. You two (my friend and u) should really talk about it!Www@Answer-Health@Com
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