Help! My balls smell like Chinese F00D!?! What should I do?!


Question: Help! My balls smell like Chinese F00D!!?! What should I do!?
I use Listerine every day because it kills 99!.9% of germs!.
Could that other !.1% really smell that bad, its kinda like General Tso mixed with bad Lo Mein!.
PS!. Im still a virgin

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Answers:
Lay off the masturbating with egg rolls!. You're such a dork!.

Kick it up a notch!? Great now you're throwing a little Emeril in there too!. Gross!.!.!.you got smelly ballz!.!.!.glad all I cold give ya was that BA!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Don't use listerine on your balls, hun!. That's probably too harsh!.

Just shower daily, using anti-bacterial soap and be sure to wash down there!. And keep your pubic hair trimmed!. I'm not saying you have to shave it all off, but by keeping it trimmed there will be less hair to pick up dirt and sweat, which is probably the origin of the smell!.

Also, keep in mind that most guys balls (at least the one ive encountered, lol) don't smell the greatest!. You're not expected to smell like roses down there, nobody does!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

you use listerine on your testicles!? well, there's your problem, they are likely rotting!. suggest you knock off the listerine and just use soap and water like normal people!.!.!. what a maroon!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Diagnosis:

Dim Sum Shrimp Balls

Remedy:

Put them in hot peanut oil until crispy!.
Apply ancient Chinese secret: five spice powder Www@Answer-Health@Com

It's a common fact!.!.!.STOP SMELLING YOUR HAND after you scratch yourself! Soak them in Oxy-Clean and call me in the morning!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Charge a quarter to people to smell them!. Chinese food smells heavenly!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

oh my god!.!. i lmfao'ed when i read that question!.!.

hahahahahahhahaahahahahhahahahahahahaa!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

are you still a little hungry an hour after you smell them!? i don't know if you're gay, but try the tofu ballsWww@Answer-Health@Com

LoL!.!.!.!.
ummm!.!.!.
start eating italian!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

Get some one to Take - you - away!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Stop banging Asain girls!?!?!?!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

Quit smelling them!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

your balls are stinkin' and rotten!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

dont be dissing chinese food!. um just wash em!.!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

just find yourself a nice Chinese gal!.!.!. problem solved Www@Answer-Health@Com

evly, i got a bottle of soy!Www@Answer-Health@Com

stop dipping them in the buffet!.!.!.where do you eat again!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

Just stay were you are, I'll be there in a sec!.!.!.!.!.yum I love Chinese!.!.!.!.!.!.x
David!.!.!.!.Lets party!.!.!.!.!.xWww@Answer-Health@Com





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