Ugh.. There is a cucumber lodged in my anus .. wtf do i do?!


Question: Ugh!.!. There is a cucumber lodged in my anus !.!. wtf do i do!?
Me and my girlfriend wher experementing with!.!. "Things!." And next thing i know theres a cucumber in my ***, and i cant pull it out, tried laxatives, tried everything i could think of Please dont laugh to hard xDWww@Answer-Health@Com


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I'm assuming it's a whole cucumber and not one sliced in half so it has a flat end wedging it in there!. If you can get it in then you can get it out!. Laxatives won't work very well!. You neglected to say how long its been in there!.
For something like this it could take up to 6-7 days for your body to shift it!. This is okay as your body will be trying to digest it and it'll soften somewhat making it easier when the time comes!.
When you feel like you need to move your bowels you should go to the bathroom and take a book or computer game and stay there perhaps at least 10 minutes and don't try too hard to push it out!. Your anus will gradually start to relax while sitting there and it'll slowly start to dilate and the cucumber should be slowly pushed out!. If it doesn't work the first time just keep doing the same thing each time you feel you need to use the bathroon!. Relaxing the anus and giving it time while sitting there is the key to success!.

Thank God you're not kinky for pineapple!
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You have a cucumber up your butt and you are sitting there typing on the computer!? are you fooling around with this guy!?

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Wow!.!.!.!.!.a half hour ago you said that your girlfriend wouldn't have sex with you because of your 13 inch penis!. I guess things changed, huh!?

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Get to the ER!.!.!.don't mess with it at home!.
You'll be surprised that the ER would not be shocked
because this is more common than you think!. Www@Answer-Health@Com

AH HA u are a funny character guess push harder it pop out sooner or later Www@Answer-Health@Com

Is this where the term "tossing salad" comes from!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

GO TO THE E!.R!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Get your Girlfriend to fist you & get it out that wayWww@Answer-Health@Com

wtf the ER duhWww@Answer-Health@Com

You'd be a real shmuck not to go to the E!.R!.!.!.!. Www@Answer-Health@Com

this so made my mornin maybe puttin yo fingers up ya a@# and pullin it outWww@Answer-Health@Com





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