When i go to bed with an itchy bum how come in the morning my finger smells funn!


Question: When i go to bed with an itchy bum how come in the morning my finger smells funny!?
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One of the greatest of life's mysteries!.

Star for you!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Your itchy bum may be piles or even worms!. You are obviously scratching it while you are asleep!.
Thread worms come out of your anus at night and lay their eggs there!. This makes you itch and then scratch, the eggs get under your nails and then get passed around to others if you do not wash your hands VERY carefully each morning!. You will also reinfect yourself!.
Go to your doc and describe your symptoms and they will help fix it!. (Whatever you do don't bite your nails) Www@Answer-Health@Com

Is this a joke!? ( just wondering ) because i never herd of this!. if it is a joke maybe you need a bum buddy ;) if it isn't a joke, maybe it is because your mind and nerves all react and make you scratch because you have to!? personally i don't know!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

It is a matter of something done in your sleep, thus a complete mystery!. I suspect it is because someone came to your bed whist you were asleep and rubbed your finger against their manky bum!.
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Would it be that you have been scratching your bottom in your sleep!?

If you have an itchy bottom I suggest you go to the doctor or pharmacist - sounds like you have worms!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Don't be smelling your finger or wash it before you do!. Often a hot coffee enema will fix the itchy bum but make sure it is hot!.
Some people are weird!Www@Answer-Health@Com

Well do you itch your **** at night then dont wash your finger afterwards!? Maybe thats where your god damn smelly finger comes from!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Because you're fingering your gay partner's asshole!. Www@Answer-Health@Com

Does it taste funny too!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

LOLWww@Answer-Health@Com

What a question! Isnt it obvious!!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

Your single aren't you!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

ahhahaha cuz u itch it!Www@Answer-Health@Com

LOL! xDWww@Answer-Health@Com

lol!.!.!. your fingers smell like pie hole!. Good one!Www@Answer-Health@Com

check your teeth!.!.are they brown!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com





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